PARASITE
@parameow.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️,🏳️🌈 - Tmasc. Xe/Xey/He/They
D6 Liter one-trick
Competitive Splatoon Player - RITM - Lf an eu team :3
I also play pokemon + i draw sometimes :)
D6 Liter one-trick
Competitive Splatoon Player - RITM - Lf an eu team :3
I also play pokemon + i draw sometimes :)
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Good meowning! I'm looking for a long term EU team.. giggles. I promise I'm good at the game, I really like eliter.. /silly
Help this specimen find a team today
(melatonin died for comp reasons..,. and other reasons)
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #Competitive :3
Help this specimen find a team today
(melatonin died for comp reasons..,. and other reasons)
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #Competitive :3
Good meowning! I'm looking for a long term EU team.. giggles. I promise I'm good at the game, I really like eliter.. /silly
Help this specimen find a team today
(melatonin died for comp reasons..,. and other reasons)
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #Competitive :3
Help this specimen find a team today
(melatonin died for comp reasons..,. and other reasons)
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #Competitive :3
December 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Good meowning! I'm looking for a long term EU team.. giggles. I promise I'm good at the game, I really like eliter.. /silly
Help this specimen find a team today
(melatonin died for comp reasons..,. and other reasons)
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #Competitive :3
Help this specimen find a team today
(melatonin died for comp reasons..,. and other reasons)
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #Competitive :3
Schools finally over. ended early 2day. :)
December 19, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Schools finally over. ended early 2day. :)
Anyways, had a REALLY good scrim with ritm today. I've been feeling really consistent as of recent, and I'm proud of my progress :]
(Also scrimmed with MG but.. eeh../silly)
It's like.. 3am. i need painkillers because I can't go to sleep otherwise I'm oversleeping again 🥀
(Also scrimmed with MG but.. eeh../silly)
It's like.. 3am. i need painkillers because I can't go to sleep otherwise I'm oversleeping again 🥀
December 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Anyways, had a REALLY good scrim with ritm today. I've been feeling really consistent as of recent, and I'm proud of my progress :]
(Also scrimmed with MG but.. eeh../silly)
It's like.. 3am. i need painkillers because I can't go to sleep otherwise I'm oversleeping again 🥀
(Also scrimmed with MG but.. eeh../silly)
It's like.. 3am. i need painkillers because I can't go to sleep otherwise I'm oversleeping again 🥀
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Life-drawn portrait of Lorna, a frequent sitter in the '90s who lived nearby, pastel on Ingres paper. I still have this one hanging on the wall and others are in her possession. Unfortunately she is now too far away now to add to the collection.
#art #pastel #drawfromlife #portrait
#art #pastel #drawfromlife #portrait
December 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Life-drawn portrait of Lorna, a frequent sitter in the '90s who lived nearby, pastel on Ingres paper. I still have this one hanging on the wall and others are in her possession. Unfortunately she is now too far away now to add to the collection.
#art #pastel #drawfromlife #portrait
#art #pastel #drawfromlife #portrait
Here's a fun fact about me, I'm a theatre kid.
My biggest role when I first got into theatre was Bill Sikes in my primary school's production of Oliver Twist. I the only year 5 to get a main part and not be put in the understudy performance. (Bragging /silly)
I'd love to play Sikes again ngl.
My biggest role when I first got into theatre was Bill Sikes in my primary school's production of Oliver Twist. I the only year 5 to get a main part and not be put in the understudy performance. (Bragging /silly)
I'd love to play Sikes again ngl.
December 17, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Here's a fun fact about me, I'm a theatre kid.
My biggest role when I first got into theatre was Bill Sikes in my primary school's production of Oliver Twist. I the only year 5 to get a main part and not be put in the understudy performance. (Bragging /silly)
I'd love to play Sikes again ngl.
My biggest role when I first got into theatre was Bill Sikes in my primary school's production of Oliver Twist. I the only year 5 to get a main part and not be put in the understudy performance. (Bragging /silly)
I'd love to play Sikes again ngl.
My school's food has no right to be so good. Huge ass chicken mayo wrap (It was really nice tho. Like.. really really nice)
December 17, 2025 at 11:00 AM
My school's food has no right to be so good. Huge ass chicken mayo wrap (It was really nice tho. Like.. really really nice)
You know what feels weird?
Thinking you're dominating x rank lobbies due to doing much better than weapons that are meant to do better than you yourself are in terms of picks, but despite doing really good in a game, you lose.
tbh idk what I'm doing wrong, but this is individual problems 4 me ngl.
Thinking you're dominating x rank lobbies due to doing much better than weapons that are meant to do better than you yourself are in terms of picks, but despite doing really good in a game, you lose.
tbh idk what I'm doing wrong, but this is individual problems 4 me ngl.
December 17, 2025 at 4:13 AM
You know what feels weird?
Thinking you're dominating x rank lobbies due to doing much better than weapons that are meant to do better than you yourself are in terms of picks, but despite doing really good in a game, you lose.
tbh idk what I'm doing wrong, but this is individual problems 4 me ngl.
Thinking you're dominating x rank lobbies due to doing much better than weapons that are meant to do better than you yourself are in terms of picks, but despite doing really good in a game, you lose.
tbh idk what I'm doing wrong, but this is individual problems 4 me ngl.
Unrelated but I've been called an NA player when I'm EU. Dear god I really do need to get that melatonin prescription (E.G something the hospital wishes to give me to help my sleep schedule)
December 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Unrelated but I've been called an NA player when I'm EU. Dear god I really do need to get that melatonin prescription (E.G something the hospital wishes to give me to help my sleep schedule)
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Guys should I lock in and actually try to grind X rank this season yes or no
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Guys should I lock in and actually try to grind X rank this season yes or no
I've been in the hospital for like 3 hours and I've been mentally drained and destroyed since 12. It's currently 6. There are people who came in after me and got tretated quicker and all people needed to do for me was to find a room.
Its been an hour since then.
i wanna go home really badly ngl..
Its been an hour since then.
i wanna go home really badly ngl..
December 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I've been in the hospital for like 3 hours and I've been mentally drained and destroyed since 12. It's currently 6. There are people who came in after me and got tretated quicker and all people needed to do for me was to find a room.
Its been an hour since then.
i wanna go home really badly ngl..
Its been an hour since then.
i wanna go home really badly ngl..
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i just won low ink 🥹 i started off my comp journey in season 1 of the sba and now just got low ink banned. it has been a pretty exciting time playing with so many people and im happy to say that now i will be striving for even higher heights!
December 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
i just won low ink 🥹 i started off my comp journey in season 1 of the sba and now just got low ink banned. it has been a pretty exciting time playing with so many people and im happy to say that now i will be striving for even higher heights!
Craziest 30 seconds of my life./silly
(We got like 3-2 in said sq set but we had to cancel after :( )
I love eliter :)
#Clip #Compsplatoon
(We got like 3-2 in said sq set but we had to cancel after :( )
I love eliter :)
#Clip #Compsplatoon
December 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Craziest 30 seconds of my life./silly
(We got like 3-2 in said sq set but we had to cancel after :( )
I love eliter :)
#Clip #Compsplatoon
(We got like 3-2 in said sq set but we had to cancel after :( )
I love eliter :)
#Clip #Compsplatoon
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Too Late! are the winners of World 9: Mission 20! 🥇 Our first W yippeeeee!
(Left to right)
@pyosh.bsky.social - pen/rapid pro
bao - stamper
@spacejunkocto.bsky.social - dread
@bakjekibbeling.bsky.social - dualies
GGs to everyone, we had some fun and intense games!
#compsplatoon #splatoon3
(Left to right)
@pyosh.bsky.social - pen/rapid pro
bao - stamper
@spacejunkocto.bsky.social - dread
@bakjekibbeling.bsky.social - dualies
GGs to everyone, we had some fun and intense games!
#compsplatoon #splatoon3
December 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Too Late! are the winners of World 9: Mission 20! 🥇 Our first W yippeeeee!
(Left to right)
@pyosh.bsky.social - pen/rapid pro
bao - stamper
@spacejunkocto.bsky.social - dread
@bakjekibbeling.bsky.social - dualies
GGs to everyone, we had some fun and intense games!
#compsplatoon #splatoon3
(Left to right)
@pyosh.bsky.social - pen/rapid pro
bao - stamper
@spacejunkocto.bsky.social - dread
@bakjekibbeling.bsky.social - dualies
GGs to everyone, we had some fun and intense games!
#compsplatoon #splatoon3
Para update time.
I went from gamma podium to near-beta podium in one month. I feel like Alpha bracket is definately achievable now, and I'm honestly really proud of myself, 4th place beta is honestly huge and my best run yet. Couldn't be done without @milkywayspl.bsky.social. ggs everyone
#Splatoon
I went from gamma podium to near-beta podium in one month. I feel like Alpha bracket is definately achievable now, and I'm honestly really proud of myself, 4th place beta is honestly huge and my best run yet. Couldn't be done without @milkywayspl.bsky.social. ggs everyone
#Splatoon
December 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Para update time.
I went from gamma podium to near-beta podium in one month. I feel like Alpha bracket is definately achievable now, and I'm honestly really proud of myself, 4th place beta is honestly huge and my best run yet. Couldn't be done without @milkywayspl.bsky.social. ggs everyone
#Splatoon
I went from gamma podium to near-beta podium in one month. I feel like Alpha bracket is definately achievable now, and I'm honestly really proud of myself, 4th place beta is honestly huge and my best run yet. Couldn't be done without @milkywayspl.bsky.social. ggs everyone
#Splatoon
In a scrim
D: "Why do we need a backline?"
I get put on spec
Our team immediately gets slaughtered.
Absolute cinema /j
D: "Why do we need a backline?"
I get put on spec
Our team immediately gets slaughtered.
Absolute cinema /j
December 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
In a scrim
D: "Why do we need a backline?"
I get put on spec
Our team immediately gets slaughtered.
Absolute cinema /j
D: "Why do we need a backline?"
I get put on spec
Our team immediately gets slaughtered.
Absolute cinema /j
anyways li day 2 today :) I hope my team does well.
December 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
anyways li day 2 today :) I hope my team does well.
I honestly wonder what experiences other neurodivergent people have gone through in the comp splatoon community just in general.
My experiences have been really interesting? I think? And im honestly curious what other people have gone through.
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #competitive
My experiences have been really interesting? I think? And im honestly curious what other people have gone through.
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #competitive
December 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I honestly wonder what experiences other neurodivergent people have gone through in the comp splatoon community just in general.
My experiences have been really interesting? I think? And im honestly curious what other people have gone through.
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #competitive
My experiences have been really interesting? I think? And im honestly curious what other people have gone through.
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #competitive
Update my favorite video game won 2 horror game awards and were in the top 3 for most categories it was nominated for :)
They'll lose another one if my favorite video game doesnt get a horror game award tomorrow
December 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Update my favorite video game won 2 horror game awards and were in the top 3 for most categories it was nominated for :)
Low Ink run going great rn
December 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Low Ink run going great rn
They'll lose another one if my favorite video game doesnt get a horror game award tomorrow
December 12, 2025 at 5:23 AM
They'll lose another one if my favorite video game doesnt get a horror game award tomorrow
Me when i get the heads of a limbless guy trying to join the polycule and the guy who made the other guy limbless who started the polycule by being too gay.
Also me finding out ive been a wireshady fan for over a year
#Coroika
(I'll get shady done soon.. I still need to design ocho lmao)
Also me finding out ive been a wireshady fan for over a year
#Coroika
(I'll get shady done soon.. I still need to design ocho lmao)
December 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Me when i get the heads of a limbless guy trying to join the polycule and the guy who made the other guy limbless who started the polycule by being too gay.
Also me finding out ive been a wireshady fan for over a year
#Coroika
(I'll get shady done soon.. I still need to design ocho lmao)
Also me finding out ive been a wireshady fan for over a year
#Coroika
(I'll get shady done soon.. I still need to design ocho lmao)