Paragon13
@paragon13.bsky.social
A British Vtuber who's struggling, but hopefully getting there gradually.
YouTube: https://youtube.com/@paragon13?si=ZmIP_cZhGj4tpuXO
Twitch: https://m.twitch.tv/paragon13_vt/home?tt_content=channel&tt_medium=mobile_web_share
YouTube: https://youtube.com/@paragon13?si=ZmIP_cZhGj4tpuXO
Twitch: https://m.twitch.tv/paragon13_vt/home?tt_content=channel&tt_medium=mobile_web_share
Winning a war against some other cunt gives them a higher ego boost cus warfare success implies unchallengeable power in politics. And there's probably some plot to kill off more people so they have to spend less money providing for whoever's left alive.
January 5, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Winning a war against some other cunt gives them a higher ego boost cus warfare success implies unchallengeable power in politics. And there's probably some plot to kill off more people so they have to spend less money providing for whoever's left alive.
In the same way IT support start by asking "did you try turning it on and off", I reckon mechanics should start every checkup by saying "did you try giving it a smack first?"
December 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
In the same way IT support start by asking "did you try turning it on and off", I reckon mechanics should start every checkup by saying "did you try giving it a smack first?"
Oh it's definitely a dick measuring contest between the "elite". Like "look, I can do things that nobody else can and I get away with it cus I'm more important". Like I don't think killing the rich is the way to go but one can understand the reasoning.
December 13, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Oh it's definitely a dick measuring contest between the "elite". Like "look, I can do things that nobody else can and I get away with it cus I'm more important". Like I don't think killing the rich is the way to go but one can understand the reasoning.
Vampires go after Aussies, Brits and Celts/Irish to get drunk cus of the higher blood alcohol level. ABCs of having a good time as they say.
December 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Vampires go after Aussies, Brits and Celts/Irish to get drunk cus of the higher blood alcohol level. ABCs of having a good time as they say.
What social media history?
Like FR what if you just have a life? Do they just not let you in?
Like FR what if you just have a life? Do they just not let you in?
December 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
What social media history?
Like FR what if you just have a life? Do they just not let you in?
Like FR what if you just have a life? Do they just not let you in?
Then there's me who literally only cares about Biwa
December 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Then there's me who literally only cares about Biwa
And everyone else is concerned he might not.
Gotta be careful though, his still living body is the only thing containing his soul, or whatever the fuck kind of hellspawn is controlling him.
Gotta be careful though, his still living body is the only thing containing his soul, or whatever the fuck kind of hellspawn is controlling him.
December 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
And everyone else is concerned he might not.
Gotta be careful though, his still living body is the only thing containing his soul, or whatever the fuck kind of hellspawn is controlling him.
Gotta be careful though, his still living body is the only thing containing his soul, or whatever the fuck kind of hellspawn is controlling him.
Geothermal is an amazing energy source but from what I've heard, it's a case of they won't use it because there's not enough research and/or infrastructure. Smh they won't use it cus there's not enough framework and they won't make the framework cus they don't use it. Fucking politicians, man...
December 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Geothermal is an amazing energy source but from what I've heard, it's a case of they won't use it because there's not enough research and/or infrastructure. Smh they won't use it cus there's not enough framework and they won't make the framework cus they don't use it. Fucking politicians, man...
Same but any of the shit Starmer's doing in the UK
December 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Same but any of the shit Starmer's doing in the UK
Bro slow down, I haven't finished writing the last one yet, never mind the rewriting spiral.
November 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Bro slow down, I haven't finished writing the last one yet, never mind the rewriting spiral.
I'd say 47 is worse. At least after 45 we thought "surely not again..." only for the tangerine twat to fucking come back. Actually then again, you can only serve two terms iirc so maybe 45 was worse after all, cus he DEFINITELY won't come back, right?
R-right...?
R-right...?
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I'd say 47 is worse. At least after 45 we thought "surely not again..." only for the tangerine twat to fucking come back. Actually then again, you can only serve two terms iirc so maybe 45 was worse after all, cus he DEFINITELY won't come back, right?
R-right...?
R-right...?
Was so tempted to say "What are your bank details?" Lmfao
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Was so tempted to say "What are your bank details?" Lmfao
Nah, it'd either be a pike of ash or a note that says "I met Donald, he's a great guy, but it was NOT on my island, that's fake news! He is the greatest president in the world! You know I've spoken to a lot of presidents and even they say he's a great guy, the best even."
November 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Nah, it'd either be a pike of ash or a note that says "I met Donald, he's a great guy, but it was NOT on my island, that's fake news! He is the greatest president in the world! You know I've spoken to a lot of presidents and even they say he's a great guy, the best even."
Damn bro, how hard did he carry?
November 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Damn bro, how hard did he carry?
NGL there are times where I try to have a line be thematically accurate while still being meme-worthy just in case it helps with popularity in future. Memes are basically free advertising.
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
NGL there are times where I try to have a line be thematically accurate while still being meme-worthy just in case it helps with popularity in future. Memes are basically free advertising.
I'm actually busy over at 9AM with no sleep.
August 27, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I'm actually busy over at 9AM with no sleep.
Just gone 9 in the morning and same. Gotta be up before 3 so I'm probably gonna be brain dead regardless of if I get sleep or not.
I'm fine. : )
I'm fine. : )
August 27, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Just gone 9 in the morning and same. Gotta be up before 3 so I'm probably gonna be brain dead regardless of if I get sleep or not.
I'm fine. : )
I'm fine. : )
*(Slowly snacks on crisps while resisting the urge to make a skyscraper/airport joke)*
July 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
*(Slowly snacks on crisps while resisting the urge to make a skyscraper/airport joke)*
It's like how football (European) and soccer are slightly different but they're treated as the same.
July 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
It's like how football (European) and soccer are slightly different but they're treated as the same.
Your 100th like, milord. ♥️🫲
Fr though it's pick your poison. I enjoy isolation as much as the next guy but when I actually want to be around other people, I have to be around other people.
Fr though it's pick your poison. I enjoy isolation as much as the next guy but when I actually want to be around other people, I have to be around other people.
July 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Your 100th like, milord. ♥️🫲
Fr though it's pick your poison. I enjoy isolation as much as the next guy but when I actually want to be around other people, I have to be around other people.
Fr though it's pick your poison. I enjoy isolation as much as the next guy but when I actually want to be around other people, I have to be around other people.