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Another maxxriki comm I got. This one is from @miraro.bsky.social and I love it so much. The attention to detail is immaculate and the coloring is just gorgeous. 💜💜💜
March 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Another maxxriki comm I got. This one is from @miraro.bsky.social and I love it so much. The attention to detail is immaculate and the coloring is just gorgeous. 💜💜💜
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My maxxriki comm from Anheora is finally finished!! I want to cry, it's so beautiful. They captured them perfectly.
January 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
My maxxriki comm from Anheora is finally finished!! I want to cry, it's so beautiful. They captured them perfectly.
Is it the printer?? That's not a mess, that's my new art project. It's titled 'Why The Fuck Did You Quit Working"
Set the kids up with crafting supplies for the afternoon so I can focus on this mess. 😮💨
September 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Is it the printer?? That's not a mess, that's my new art project. It's titled 'Why The Fuck Did You Quit Working"
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-// wife swap USA, 90 day fiance. I love dramatic reality TV shows.
As for a movie -- Troll 2 ( 1990s film. the acting is SO FUCKING BAD, but it's so funny, I love it and will quote it daily ) and Stan Helsing.
As for a movie -- Troll 2 ( 1990s film. the acting is SO FUCKING BAD, but it's so funny, I love it and will quote it daily ) and Stan Helsing.
QOTD
What is your (the writer) guilty movie/show? The thing you love to watch but boy, you ain’t proud of it.
What is your (the writer) guilty movie/show? The thing you love to watch but boy, you ain’t proud of it.
July 21, 2025 at 9:44 AM
-// wife swap USA, 90 day fiance. I love dramatic reality TV shows.
As for a movie -- Troll 2 ( 1990s film. the acting is SO FUCKING BAD, but it's so funny, I love it and will quote it daily ) and Stan Helsing.
As for a movie -- Troll 2 ( 1990s film. the acting is SO FUCKING BAD, but it's so funny, I love it and will quote it daily ) and Stan Helsing.
July 17, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Had my daughter's fifth birthday today; she's the best Father's Day gift I'll ever get.
She's really into those sardine people right now, hence the fish theme. It'll be a treacherous cleanup for Rikiel tomorrow.
She's really into those sardine people right now, hence the fish theme. It'll be a treacherous cleanup for Rikiel tomorrow.
June 16, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Had my daughter's fifth birthday today; she's the best Father's Day gift I'll ever get.
She's really into those sardine people right now, hence the fish theme. It'll be a treacherous cleanup for Rikiel tomorrow.
She's really into those sardine people right now, hence the fish theme. It'll be a treacherous cleanup for Rikiel tomorrow.
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May 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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“Movie night and he just HAD to pick a movie about possession. 💧”
May 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
“Movie night and he just HAD to pick a movie about possession. 💧”
05-21-25
The kids made breakfast for me today — though, I have a growin' suspicion their father did more of the plating than they did.
The kids made breakfast for me today — though, I have a growin' suspicion their father did more of the plating than they did.
May 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
05-21-25
The kids made breakfast for me today — though, I have a growin' suspicion their father did more of the plating than they did.
The kids made breakfast for me today — though, I have a growin' suspicion their father did more of the plating than they did.
Waiting on an order with @journalderikiel.bsky.social
April 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Waiting on an order with @journalderikiel.bsky.social
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"Mm...rich cigar smoke. Dabs of heaty cologne. Under coating of formaldehyde. Dirt, like fresh soil, and river water. Orchids. Lilies. Lemons. Sweet cream on your breath from your coffee. Slight chemical aroma of your hair gel. ...You're gonna make my mouth water."
April 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
"Mm...rich cigar smoke. Dabs of heaty cologne. Under coating of formaldehyde. Dirt, like fresh soil, and river water. Orchids. Lilies. Lemons. Sweet cream on your breath from your coffee. Slight chemical aroma of your hair gel. ...You're gonna make my mouth water."
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I have seen your husband. And the thought you get anything at all is a revolutionary concept.
April 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I have seen your husband. And the thought you get anything at all is a revolutionary concept.
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" A better angle for this #SeductiveSunday. "
April 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
" A better angle for this #SeductiveSunday. "
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I'm a big man.
WHY IS THAT STEAK SO BIG?!??
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April 13, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I'm a big man.
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April 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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'Malewife'.... 🚬🚬🚬
April 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
'Malewife'.... 🚬🚬🚬
Suppose it is 😒.
.... you're studyin' bugs?? what the fuck kinda job are you gonna get with that?
And who the fuck said anything about gator dick??? I want spicy tuna and shrimp. Make uh... somethin' colorful. I want it to look like a flower field when you present it to us.
.... you're studyin' bugs?? what the fuck kinda job are you gonna get with that?
And who the fuck said anything about gator dick??? I want spicy tuna and shrimp. Make uh... somethin' colorful. I want it to look like a flower field when you present it to us.
that’s deeeefinitely a subjective thing.
entomology. i’m getting my doctorate, too.
sorry we don’t all enjoy eating gator dick 😒 some of us have a more *refined* taste.
entomology. i’m getting my doctorate, too.
sorry we don’t all enjoy eating gator dick 😒 some of us have a more *refined* taste.
That's because my wife is beyond better than yours. They aren't even on the same level.
... what are you goin' to school for??
And eel is disgusting. That's all there is to it.
... what are you goin' to school for??
And eel is disgusting. That's all there is to it.
April 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Suppose it is 😒.
.... you're studyin' bugs?? what the fuck kinda job are you gonna get with that?
And who the fuck said anything about gator dick??? I want spicy tuna and shrimp. Make uh... somethin' colorful. I want it to look like a flower field when you present it to us.
.... you're studyin' bugs?? what the fuck kinda job are you gonna get with that?
And who the fuck said anything about gator dick??? I want spicy tuna and shrimp. Make uh... somethin' colorful. I want it to look like a flower field when you present it to us.
That's because my wife is beyond better than yours. They aren't even on the same level.
... what are you goin' to school for??
And eel is disgusting. That's all there is to it.
... what are you goin' to school for??
And eel is disgusting. That's all there is to it.
FAKE because you're a hypocrite! judging my malewife when you have one of your own..
we both work part time and go to school. but he'll be well taken care of when i'm done.
why no eel??
we both work part time and go to school. but he'll be well taken care of when i'm done.
why no eel??
How the fuck am I fake?!
... what do you do for work again?? Last I heard, you were scammin' my 'wife' for some freaky lookin' eels over rice.
I need you to make sushi for us again, by the way. NO EEL this time.
... what do you do for work again?? Last I heard, you were scammin' my 'wife' for some freaky lookin' eels over rice.
I need you to make sushi for us again, by the way. NO EEL this time.
April 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
That's because my wife is beyond better than yours. They aren't even on the same level.
... what are you goin' to school for??
And eel is disgusting. That's all there is to it.
... what are you goin' to school for??
And eel is disgusting. That's all there is to it.