Bitchin’ Camaro.

Four doctors in white coats see Humpty Dumpty nod off. “Get a double cheeseburger and fries in here STAT!”

Wait until you see what a perineum costs! dr. Oz clearly spends a great deal of time down there.

Chef’s kiss!!

We’re going to see a BOOM alright, the sound of an economic collapse.

Hey Barron, I know where your future lies. Enlist today! Bring your friends too! Party on a USS battleship yacht for a couple years hanging around the blue waters and warm breezes off Aruba. You’ll love it!

His hair is straight out of a “Happy Days” episode. Like when the Fonz…full stop. He thinks that Fonzie hairdo he is sporting is “Yowsah”!!

I believe there is a yardarm and possibly a little rope if they require it.

And his pecker can fit into a poopik.

Dan “did a great job”? Don’t let the door hit you in the ass Boing Boing.

“Venezuela? Are you kidding?!!”

It’s because he wants his tiny little shriveled pecker Inside Her.

Finally, the first laugh in a week. Thanks!

Why is BBC reporting the word ‘hero’ in single quote marks like that?