Yes... yes i do...

Let me put on my shocked face... give me a moment... it takes some mustering...

Aye... and we've been positively creepy for at least 30 of those 50 years

Even if I walk around all day with a booger hanging out of my left nostril that I was completely unaware of and nobody told me about?

Well damn... I came in to say "pick me" but it turns out there's a whole group of fed up, pessimistic, doomsayers ahead of me....