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“…who am i, alphonse bertillion?”
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former baptist church usher. current cold room usher.
comparing mike tomlin to doc rivers because you can’t contain your racism is wild
January 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
firing antonio pierce after a year without a QB is how bad organizations stay bad.
January 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
the people who believe the hulk hogan boos were because of his political views in a “liberal” city need to explain why the undertaker was cheered by that same crowd
January 7, 2025 at 3:52 AM
stopped being emotionally invested in the NFL after mcdaniels was hired. watching each player on that sideline greet him with all that joy was the best feeling i’ve had in years
that Mike Evans moment is one of the best scenes from this entire season. team had just made the playoffs and all everyone on that sideline wanted was to get Mike those 5 yards.
January 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
buck referencing “pants on the ground” was a wild deep cut
January 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
no one switched sides. two entertainers went head to head with performances and there was a clear winner.

someone acknowledging his loss or enjoying the entertainment is not disloyalty. he gotta grow up
January 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
finding out that your kids are actually paying attention to what you listen to:
January 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
plot twist: jimmy butler was shams’ source
January 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM
adam silver breaking the glass and pressing the “more fights” button to save nba ratings. this is beautiful.
December 30, 2024 at 2:24 AM
December 29, 2024 at 9:10 PM
scott hanson saying “quick dick” in an attempt to say “quick dip,” while talking about a penix game
December 22, 2024 at 6:44 PM
the underrated comedy of raising a child on the spectrum:

me: you have to listen to your teacher, do you want santa to bring you coal like the bad boy in the book?

him: yes
December 20, 2024 at 1:02 AM
the flashback scene in a doomsday movie that explains how the world ended:
December 18, 2024 at 8:09 PM
giannis will be celebrating a new child next september
December 18, 2024 at 4:17 AM
told yall the democratic party is dead
December 17, 2024 at 7:46 PM
truly appreciate the raiders giving us fans a little entertainment with our scheduled loss. prime package intact
December 17, 2024 at 4:27 AM
if you feel something when the altos hit “using you” at 3:38 on the battle is not yours… you are my people
December 13, 2024 at 12:02 AM
vowed to keep away from politics after that wholly predictable shit show in november, but i saw someone say “next time dems are in power” and it made me realize that some ppl are in denial.

the democratic party in this country is dead. they will not win again.
December 12, 2024 at 8:33 PM
anthem:
December 5, 2024 at 7:49 PM
nancy reagan rolling in her grave yelling “stolen valor” at the hawk tuah girl
December 5, 2024 at 3:42 PM
she called her mom after confessing to tell her she was getting booked. her mom’s first question was “did you ask for a lawyer? WHY NOT?” begging yall to stop talking in those rooms without reps
just watched an interrogation where the suspect says “i watch first 48 all the time, i know how yall do ppl in here.”

26 mins later she’s fully explaining how she murdered someone over a quarter of weed.

GUYS. please remember to shut the fuck up and ask for a lawyer.
December 5, 2024 at 12:25 AM
just watched an interrogation where the suspect says “i watch first 48 all the time, i know how yall do ppl in here.”

26 mins later she’s fully explaining how she murdered someone over a quarter of weed.

GUYS. please remember to shut the fuck up and ask for a lawyer.
December 5, 2024 at 12:23 AM
michael cole finally nailed the “it’s fight night” timing on sheamus’ entrance.
December 1, 2024 at 12:31 AM
showing that black man sprinkling marshmallows on sweet potatoes felt like a hate crime
November 29, 2024 at 3:21 AM
don’t even let matt eberflus address the team. stop him in the tunnel and fire him. bear down
November 28, 2024 at 9:06 PM