Once, while paint-balling, someone threw a smoke grenade in my lap ( I was sat behind cover). It was hot as hell !! Anyway, instinctively stood & immediately was struck by a hail of paint pellets.

I’ve just watched it, and damn that’s a great seven minutes of TV. Beautiful.

I got ID’d for buying 0.0% Guinness Zero beer. The cans aren’t subtle - with large lettering shouting “0.0% Alcohol”. Rules innit.

Wow.

And also why Prince Harry should have official protection.

I’ve been scrolling on here quite a bit this evening, but I swear I didn’t see / wasn’t shown this earlier.

I do tend to pay attention to your posts more than most, so don’t think I’d have just scrolled past.

Brit here: our safe space is Scotland, because no one would be mad enough to follow us here.

Also, whisky.

“Let’s chat”. Said no one ever.