Pappiness
@pappiness.bsky.social
Writer | Storyteller | Activist | Sued Trump and won | Read Dispatches from the Moral Universe at the link in my bio.
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Kash Patel’s two greatest works of fiction:
September 17, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Kash Patel’s two greatest works of fiction:
And Superman's home planet was destroyed.
He's not just an immigrant. He's a refugee.
He's not just an immigrant. He's a refugee.
July 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
And Superman's home planet was destroyed.
He's not just an immigrant. He's a refugee.
He's not just an immigrant. He's a refugee.
Subtle reminder that this is still up on the official White House website:
July 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Subtle reminder that this is still up on the official White House website:
Immediately renaming this to Alligator Auschwitz.
July 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Immediately renaming this to Alligator Auschwitz.
If brains were dynamite, Charlie couldn’t blow his nose.
June 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
If brains were dynamite, Charlie couldn’t blow his nose.
Who are the agents here? How do we know?
The least ICE agents could do is put on the same red hats they wore when they stormed the capitol.
The least ICE agents could do is put on the same red hats they wore when they stormed the capitol.
June 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Who are the agents here? How do we know?
The least ICE agents could do is put on the same red hats they wore when they stormed the capitol.
The least ICE agents could do is put on the same red hats they wore when they stormed the capitol.
Really cool we spent 45 million tax dollars on this little boy’s birthday party.
June 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Really cool we spent 45 million tax dollars on this little boy’s birthday party.
Alex Padilla, a sitting Senator, was handcuffed at Kristi Noem’s press conference for asking a question.
Noem just proved she’s ready for the national stage. The only problem is that the stage is in North Korea.
Noem just proved she’s ready for the national stage. The only problem is that the stage is in North Korea.
June 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Alex Padilla, a sitting Senator, was handcuffed at Kristi Noem’s press conference for asking a question.
Noem just proved she’s ready for the national stage. The only problem is that the stage is in North Korea.
Noem just proved she’s ready for the national stage. The only problem is that the stage is in North Korea.
Everyone in the National Guard needs to watch this.
June 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Everyone in the National Guard needs to watch this.
Trump calls it a rebellion. As if rebellion means standing in the street with your hands up. As if rebellion means chanting against ICE while holding your daughter’s hand. As if rebellion means not wanting your neighbors to disappear.
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June 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Trump calls it a rebellion. As if rebellion means standing in the street with your hands up. As if rebellion means chanting against ICE while holding your daughter’s hand. As if rebellion means not wanting your neighbors to disappear.
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Queer people don’t invent years of harassment for fun. They don’t stand in front of smoldering foundations of their former lives and ask to be believed just for the drama of it.
Jonathan Joss was murdered. And it was a hate crime.
Jonathan Joss was murdered. And it was a hate crime.
June 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Queer people don’t invent years of harassment for fun. They don’t stand in front of smoldering foundations of their former lives and ask to be believed just for the drama of it.
Jonathan Joss was murdered. And it was a hate crime.
Jonathan Joss was murdered. And it was a hate crime.
Elon Musk’s kid just punched a Nazi.
Welcome to the resistance, X.
Welcome to the resistance, X.
May 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Elon Musk’s kid just punched a Nazi.
Welcome to the resistance, X.
Welcome to the resistance, X.
This is Francisco. He crossed the border at 10. Became a Harvard grad, a clinical psychologist, a husband.
America saw all that and still told him to leave.
The worst thing about closing our borders isn’t keeping people out. It’s keeping our hearts in. Caged. Hardened. Silent.
America saw all that and still told him to leave.
The worst thing about closing our borders isn’t keeping people out. It’s keeping our hearts in. Caged. Hardened. Silent.
May 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
This is Francisco. He crossed the border at 10. Became a Harvard grad, a clinical psychologist, a husband.
America saw all that and still told him to leave.
The worst thing about closing our borders isn’t keeping people out. It’s keeping our hearts in. Caged. Hardened. Silent.
America saw all that and still told him to leave.
The worst thing about closing our borders isn’t keeping people out. It’s keeping our hearts in. Caged. Hardened. Silent.
The Saudis brought in a mobile McDonald’s for Trump’s visit.
Qatar gave Trump a $400 million dollar jet when they could have just bought him for a few Big Macs.
Qatar gave Trump a $400 million dollar jet when they could have just bought him for a few Big Macs.
May 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The Saudis brought in a mobile McDonald’s for Trump’s visit.
Qatar gave Trump a $400 million dollar jet when they could have just bought him for a few Big Macs.
Qatar gave Trump a $400 million dollar jet when they could have just bought him for a few Big Macs.
It turns out we DO negotiate with terrorists.
May 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
It turns out we DO negotiate with terrorists.
A poll by CDLLife prior to the election found that 75% of truckers planned to vote for Trump.
Now, they're experiencing a freight volume collapse, more expensive trucks, higher gas, and higher maintenance costs.
Now, they're experiencing a freight volume collapse, more expensive trucks, higher gas, and higher maintenance costs.
April 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
A poll by CDLLife prior to the election found that 75% of truckers planned to vote for Trump.
Now, they're experiencing a freight volume collapse, more expensive trucks, higher gas, and higher maintenance costs.
Now, they're experiencing a freight volume collapse, more expensive trucks, higher gas, and higher maintenance costs.
An entire year of growth gone, and only one man to blame.
April 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
An entire year of growth gone, and only one man to blame.
Pete Hegseth just shared top secret war plans to a journalist in a group text.
Subtle reminder of this quote:
Subtle reminder of this quote:
March 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Pete Hegseth just shared top secret war plans to a journalist in a group text.
Subtle reminder of this quote:
Subtle reminder of this quote:
Musk said he was going to eliminate jobs.
Turns out some of those jobs will be Tesla salesmen.
Turns out some of those jobs will be Tesla salesmen.
March 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Musk said he was going to eliminate jobs.
Turns out some of those jobs will be Tesla salesmen.
Turns out some of those jobs will be Tesla salesmen.
Maybe Canada should annex the U.S.
March 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Maybe Canada should annex the U.S.
In this picture, at least 15 people are escorting Luigi Mangione in NYC after extradition.
There's about $50,000 of tactical gear surrounding him. No bulletproof vest on Mangione.
Glad the NYPD and FBI are keeping us safe. Your tax dollars at work.
There's about $50,000 of tactical gear surrounding him. No bulletproof vest on Mangione.
Glad the NYPD and FBI are keeping us safe. Your tax dollars at work.
December 19, 2024 at 7:26 PM
In this picture, at least 15 people are escorting Luigi Mangione in NYC after extradition.
There's about $50,000 of tactical gear surrounding him. No bulletproof vest on Mangione.
Glad the NYPD and FBI are keeping us safe. Your tax dollars at work.
There's about $50,000 of tactical gear surrounding him. No bulletproof vest on Mangione.
Glad the NYPD and FBI are keeping us safe. Your tax dollars at work.
BREAKING NEWS: Trump has just named his new Secretary of Transportation:
November 19, 2024 at 10:53 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Trump has just named his new Secretary of Transportation:
It was just revealed that Trump's AG nominee Matt Gaetz paid two women for sex. One of them said that they also saw him have sex with a minor.
Anyway, here's a bunch of faith leaders praying for Trump:
Anyway, here's a bunch of faith leaders praying for Trump:
November 18, 2024 at 8:10 PM
It was just revealed that Trump's AG nominee Matt Gaetz paid two women for sex. One of them said that they also saw him have sex with a minor.
Anyway, here's a bunch of faith leaders praying for Trump:
Anyway, here's a bunch of faith leaders praying for Trump:
A picture of a bunch of shit that’s awful for you and also some McDonald’s food.
November 17, 2024 at 11:07 PM
A picture of a bunch of shit that’s awful for you and also some McDonald’s food.