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@papersnail.bsky.social
· Feb 14
All I want to do is sit on my ass and fart and think of Dante.
—Samuel Beckett
—Samuel Beckett
FDNY sweatshirt but its FD&C Yellow No. 5
January 11, 2026 at 4:01 AM
FDNY sweatshirt but its FD&C Yellow No. 5
Going to start introducing myself as either Deuce Bigelow Male Juggalo or The Guy Who Made Deuce Bigelow Male Juggalo
January 10, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Going to start introducing myself as either Deuce Bigelow Male Juggalo or The Guy Who Made Deuce Bigelow Male Juggalo
I'm a high end juggalo
January 10, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I'm a high end juggalo
My wife asked me why we have Andy Milonakis's 50th Birthday on our calendar
January 2, 2026 at 5:31 AM
My wife asked me why we have Andy Milonakis's 50th Birthday on our calendar
Imagine arguing that Pee-Wee Herman is more of a little bitch than Elmo
January 1, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Imagine arguing that Pee-Wee Herman is more of a little bitch than Elmo
practicing Byronic alienation
December 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
practicing Byronic alienation
It's very funny to imagine someone's last words being their catchphrase
December 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
It's very funny to imagine someone's last words being their catchphrase
The best record of the year is Eliana Glass's "E" and it seems a lot of people don't know
December 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The best record of the year is Eliana Glass's "E" and it seems a lot of people don't know
Heckler: "That's not a joke, its just a portmanteau!"
December 11, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Heckler: "That's not a joke, its just a portmanteau!"
Told my wife I've been checking out these "Adult Models online" and I was talking about little wooden puzzles
December 10, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Told my wife I've been checking out these "Adult Models online" and I was talking about little wooden puzzles
Dudes used to look like Kenny vs. Spenny
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Dudes used to look like Kenny vs. Spenny
Just found out Ari Marcopoulos is almost 70
November 16, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Just found out Ari Marcopoulos is almost 70
lol New Albany is hosting James Carville vs. Reince Priebus
November 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
lol New Albany is hosting James Carville vs. Reince Priebus
Where my Sulphites at
October 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Where my Sulphites at
Gonna bring back calling people Bromides
October 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Gonna bring back calling people Bromides
Lope de Vega deathbed meme for no one
October 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Lope de Vega deathbed meme for no one
When I save a funny lil internet thing on my phone I always try to name the file in such a way that it's possible to search for & find it later but also doesn't give away the punchline so that if I have since forgotten I can still be surprised and enjoy the funny lil internet thing once again
October 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
When I save a funny lil internet thing on my phone I always try to name the file in such a way that it's possible to search for & find it later but also doesn't give away the punchline so that if I have since forgotten I can still be surprised and enjoy the funny lil internet thing once again
Obsessed with Kanye explaining what a PDF is "for anyone who doesn't know"
April 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Obsessed with Kanye explaining what a PDF is "for anyone who doesn't know"
Shocked to see CCH Pounder is not a professional wrestler
March 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Shocked to see CCH Pounder is not a professional wrestler
My wife is always saying "please don't show me anymore internet," but I can't just let her miss all this wacky stuff
March 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
My wife is always saying "please don't show me anymore internet," but I can't just let her miss all this wacky stuff
"Potato is a boy's name"
February 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
"Potato is a boy's name"
All I want to do is sit on my ass and fart and think of Dante.
—Samuel Beckett
—Samuel Beckett
February 14, 2025 at 4:42 AM
All I want to do is sit on my ass and fart and think of Dante.
—Samuel Beckett
—Samuel Beckett
Shaboozey gotta be the most obvious psyop in a while
February 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Shaboozey gotta be the most obvious psyop in a while
Everything is shit right now but I'm on my fourth spin of the Moor Mother & SUMAC record that's dropping in April and it is truly incredible material - powerful, moving, & thrilling art for "these times" / all times. Moor Mother is honestly just on an unstoppable run. What a body of work.
February 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Everything is shit right now but I'm on my fourth spin of the Moor Mother & SUMAC record that's dropping in April and it is truly incredible material - powerful, moving, & thrilling art for "these times" / all times. Moor Mother is honestly just on an unstoppable run. What a body of work.
Philip Guston, Kettle, 1978
January 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Philip Guston, Kettle, 1978