“You won’t let the idiots and the assholes get past the front gate of your heart. They can yell from the sidewalk, they can yell terrible things, because they are shut out and can’t stand to be let go, but you will not let them in now.” - Jenny Slate, Little Weirds

“I have many grievances! And no place to set them down. And I am cranky from having to shoulder this burden of reactions, like I am a fucking ox that should carry your unsellable wares.” - Jenny Slate, Little Weirds

Not gonna lie. I would buy these.

Two words: women’s soccer. (MLS is fine too, but the ladies are better. 😉) We face The Horrors AND share in the collective joy at the same time. 📷: @rosecityriveters.org

Oh absolutely! The idea certainly isn’t original to me - I also saw someone on the internets share it and decided it sounded like fun!