Paper Cuts
papercutsshow.bsky.social
Paper Cuts
@papercutsshow.bsky.social
We read the papers so you don't have to
Every Monday and Friday 📆
Listen here 👉 https://listen.podmasters.uk/PCBlueskyBioLink?at=1001l39LM
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🚨GOOD NEWS KLAXON🚨
Paper Cuts' very own @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social is back with a new podcast, @talk90stome.bsky.social. Every Monday, she'll dive into the key moments of the 1990s, with a dazzling array of special guests. Listen now – and watch if you use Spotify! linktr.ee/talk90stome
July 28, 2025 at 7:46 AM
🚨Na na na na. Hey hey hey. Goodbye!🚨
We say farewell with a new lettuce, WhatsApp cockups and ask: Did @jonnelledge.bsky.social make pegging mainstream?

Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social @grainnemaguire.bsky.social and special guest @alexvont.bsky.social one last time here: back.papercutsshow.com
March 28, 2025 at 8:53 AM
March 28, 2025 at 8:45 AM
🚨HERE'S ONE WE MADE EARLIER🚨 Blue Peter's biggest scandals ⛴️💙 Has Gail's taken over your high street? ☕️🥐 Plus – Is your child possessed? 👹👶

One last bonus episode with @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social @grainnemaguire.bsky.social @alexvont.bsky.social listen here: back.papercutsshow.com
March 26, 2025 at 10:30 AM
It’s time for one last Fix the Headline! The boffins have pulled off a miracle—a breakthrough that could help dogs live much longer—but the original headline is the dog's dinner.

We know you can do better! The best one bags a Paper Cuts T-shirt and a shoutout on our FINAL episode this Friday.
March 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 Liz Jones goes on a date with a 'wimp' 😈🤓 Oh no! Middle-aged men are being weird again! 💉👨🏻‍🦰 Plus – Say it ain't so! Fashion has abandoned woke! 👗💅🏼

Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social @alexvont.bsky.social and @grainnemaguire.bsky.social here: back.papercutsshow.com
March 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
OK it's not a #FixTheHeadline but it’s a belter from @liverpoolpost.bsky.social – hats off.

Story: www.livpost.co.uk/a-desire-nam...
March 21, 2025 at 10:25 AM
🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 Those stranded astronauts are back! 🚀🎉 Are blondes really having more fun? 🤩👱🏻‍♀️ Plus – More life lessons from the sage of our generation: Gwyneth Paltrow 🧘‍♀️🤪

Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social @jacobjarvis.bsky.social and comedy royalty Jan Ravens here: linktr.ee/papercutsshow
March 21, 2025 at 7:58 AM
🚨 ONLY 4 EPISODES LEFT! 🚨

We take a look at this year's Glastonbury lineup 🎸⛺️@grainnemaguire.bsky.social shares her ultimate St Paddy’s Day itinerary 🇮🇪🍀 Plus – How to be cheap and chic at Paris Fashion Week! 💃🇫🇷

Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social and the gang here: linktr.ee/papercutsshow
March 19, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Please read!
March 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 The Daily Mail's Liz Truss kiss and tell 🤢🗞️ Gossip is good now, actually 🤫😈 Plus – Knives out, chefs are getting revenge 👨‍🍳🔪

Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social @grainnemaguire.bsky.social @natashadevon.bsky.social here: linktr.ee/papercutsshow
March 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Back once again for the renegade master! It’s time to Fix the Headline!

The Star says AI need a shrink! Give us your best fixes for this and we’ll read out the best on Monday! The best one wins a Paper Cuts T shirt!
March 14, 2025 at 12:48 PM
🚨GET YOUR FRIDAY FIX!🚨 Is peace on the horizon? 🕊️😬 How to bunk off like a Gen Z 😴📈 Plus – The latest trendy bra has built in nipples 😱👙

Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social @cocobyname.bsky.social and @stuartmcpherson.bsky.social here: linktr.ee/papercutsshow
March 14, 2025 at 11:02 AM
🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 We look at the biggest Covid era fuck ups 🤬🦠 Why are the papers obsessed with fat jabs 💉🫃🏻 Plus - Can 'romantasy' fiction make all women happy? 🧝🏻‍♂️❤️

Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social @jasonhazeley.bsky.social and the one and only @jonnelledge.bsky.social here: back.papercutsshow.com
March 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 The latest from Trump Land 🇺🇸🤬 Meghan's candles and balloon arches have enraged the usual suspects 🎈🕯️ Plus – Who will you find hanging around outside the stage door? 🚪😱

Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social @cocobyname.bsky.social and Jacob Hawley here: linktr.ee/papercutsshow
March 7, 2025 at 10:51 AM
🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 The Mail flips out over ‘woke’ pancakes 🥞🤬 Why are millennials lasering off their tats? 🔬❤️‍🩹 Plus – The Telegraph ranks the hot Royal horsemen 🐴🥵

Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social and the gang here: linktr.ee/papercutsshow
March 5, 2025 at 9:45 AM
🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 What’s next for Ukraine after Zelenskyy’s disastrous meeting with Trump? 🇺🇸🇺🇦 Grumpy old men are back! 👴🏻😡 Plus – Everyone is mad about lambs 🐑😍

Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social @jonnelledge.bsky.social @jasonhazeley.bsky.social here: linktr.ee/papercutsshow
March 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
📳 NEW POD! 📳 Bad Bromance! Did Starmer really charm Trump? 👨🏻‍❤️‍👨🏼 Katy Perry is going into space? 🚀 Spreadsheets: the formula for love ❤️‍🔥📊
🎙️ With @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social @natashadevon.bsky.social and Annika Somerville
📲 Listen linktr.ee/papercutsshow
February 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
And the winner is… our listeners! 🏆 We unpack the papers’ awards show obsession: from backstage meltdowns to red carpet razzle-dazzle. @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social joins @grainnemaguire.bsky.social & Chantal Feduchin-Pate for the ultimate showbiz lowdown!

Listen here: linktr.ee/papercutsshow
February 26, 2025 at 7:33 AM
🏆NEW EPISODE🏆 Far right support grows in Germany 🇩🇪🗳️ Why is Blake Lively at war with Justin Baldoni? 🎥😤 Plus - Confessions of a Tory whip 🟦🤬

Join the dream team of @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social @jonnelledge.bsky.social and @grainnemaguire.bsky.social here: linktr.ee/papercutsshow
February 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
We're sorry that @grainnemaguire.bsky.social was so mean about some of your submissions today. But she really loved this winner!

Congrats Mike! We'll be in touch about your prize.
February 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
It was an absolute pleasure to have Marina and Jemma from @thetrawl.bsky.social on the show yesterday.

Be sure to give it a listen over the weekend if you missed it: linktr.ee/papercutsshow
February 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
It’s one small step for man, one giant leap for roaming charges.

Yup, it’s time to fix the headline! Best alternate for the story below wins a T shirt and gets a shoutout on Monday’s episode! Can you hear me now?
February 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 Is "King Trump" an enemy of the EU? 🍊🤡 Eastenders turns 40! 🍺🎂 Plus – Mail & Guardian readers share some embarrasing bedroom conundrums 😈😱

Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social, @marina-purkiss.bsky.social, @jemmaforte.bsky.social and Dan Foxx here: linktr.ee/papercutsshow
February 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
🎉NEW EPISODE🎉 Aristocrats battle over a very big house in the country 🧐🏰 Do you know the history of a hand shake? 🤝🤔 Plus – Fishy business with @cocobyname.bsky.social

Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social and the gang here: linktr.ee/papercutsshow
February 19, 2025 at 8:08 AM