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Paper Cuts
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We read the papers so you don't have to
Every Monday and Friday 📆
Listen here 👉 https://listen.podmasters.uk/PCBlueskyBioLink?at=1001l39LM
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🚨GOOD NEWS KLAXON🚨
Paper Cuts' very own @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social is back with a new podcast, @talk90stome.bsky.social. Every Monday, she'll dive into the key moments of the 1990s, with a dazzling array of special guests. Listen now – and watch if you use Spotify! linktr.ee/talk90stome
July 28, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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🚨Na na na na. Hey hey hey. Goodbye!🚨
We say farewell with a new lettuce, WhatsApp cockups and ask: Did @jonnelledge.bsky.social make pegging mainstream?

Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social @grainnemaguire.bsky.social and special guest @alexvont.bsky.social one last time here: back.papercutsshow.com
March 28, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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Shall we do it one last time @grainnemaguire.bsky.social @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social and @jonnelledge.bsky.social?
March 28, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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🚨HERE'S ONE WE MADE EARLIER🚨 Blue Peter's biggest scandals ⛴️💙 Has Gail's taken over your high street? ☕️🥐 Plus – Is your child possessed? 👹👶

One last bonus episode with @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social @grainnemaguire.bsky.social @alexvont.bsky.social listen here: back.papercutsshow.com
March 26, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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It’s time for one last Fix the Headline! The boffins have pulled off a miracle—a breakthrough that could help dogs live much longer—but the original headline is the dog's dinner.

We know you can do better! The best one bags a Paper Cuts T-shirt and a shoutout on our FINAL episode this Friday.
March 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 Liz Jones goes on a date with a 'wimp' 😈🤓 Oh no! Middle-aged men are being weird again! 💉👨🏻‍🦰 Plus – Say it ain't so! Fashion has abandoned woke! 👗💅🏼

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March 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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OK it's not a #FixTheHeadline but it’s a belter from @liverpoolpost.bsky.social – hats off.

Story: www.livpost.co.uk/a-desire-nam...
March 21, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 Those stranded astronauts are back! 🚀🎉 Are blondes really having more fun? 🤩👱🏻‍♀️ Plus – More life lessons from the sage of our generation: Gwyneth Paltrow 🧘‍♀️🤪

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March 21, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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🚨 ONLY 4 EPISODES LEFT! 🚨

We take a look at this year's Glastonbury lineup 🎸⛺️@grainnemaguire.bsky.social shares her ultimate St Paddy’s Day itinerary 🇮🇪🍀 Plus – How to be cheap and chic at Paris Fashion Week! 💃🇫🇷

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March 19, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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Please read!
Important announcement about the Future of Paper Cuts. We’re sorry to bring you sad news, but we wanted to let you know that Paper Cuts will be coming to an end next week. Next Friday will be our final episode. The podcasting world is shifting, and while we love making this show, the reality is that despite a ton of effort behind the scenes we haven’t been able to make it work financially. We know you’ll be surprised and sad about this. We want to say a huge thank you for listening. It’s not a decision we’ve made lightly, and if we could keep talking with you about pegging, ket mums, polycules, and psycho scumbag seagulls, we would. We’re all very sad here at Paper Cuts but let’s remember the good stuff. It’s been nearly two years! That’s 370-something episodes of flipping through the papers. We’ve recycled almost 3,000 papers, spent dozens of hours worrying about Adrian Chiles and Liz Jones, and enjoyed several exciting minutes of Gráinne turning the air blue with her Queen Victoria rant. And through it all you have been there: listening, laughing, challenging us, giving us excellent puns, and making this show more than just freelancers ranting. We owe you everything. Thank you for listening, for laughing, for letting us be part of your days. We’ll be here for the next week, and we promise to make it as much stupid fun as ever – and yes, Jonn will do The Voice one last time. With more gratitude than you’ll ever know, Miranda and the whole Paper Cuts team
March 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 The Daily Mail's Liz Truss kiss and tell 🤢🗞️ Gossip is good now, actually 🤫😈 Plus – Knives out, chefs are getting revenge 👨‍🍳🔪

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March 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Back once again for the renegade master! It’s time to Fix the Headline!

The Star says AI need a shrink! Give us your best fixes for this and we’ll read out the best on Monday! The best one wins a Paper Cuts T shirt!
March 14, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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🚨GET YOUR FRIDAY FIX!🚨 Is peace on the horizon? 🕊️😬 How to bunk off like a Gen Z 😴📈 Plus – The latest trendy bra has built in nipples 😱👙

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March 14, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 We look at the biggest Covid era fuck ups 🤬🦠 Why are the papers obsessed with fat jabs 💉🫃🏻 Plus - Can 'romantasy' fiction make all women happy? 🧝🏻‍♂️❤️

Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social @jasonhazeley.bsky.social and the one and only @jonnelledge.bsky.social here: back.papercutsshow.com
March 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 The latest from Trump Land 🇺🇸🤬 Meghan's candles and balloon arches have enraged the usual suspects 🎈🕯️ Plus – Who will you find hanging around outside the stage door? 🚪😱

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March 7, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 The Mail flips out over ‘woke’ pancakes 🥞🤬 Why are millennials lasering off their tats? 🔬❤️‍🩹 Plus – The Telegraph ranks the hot Royal horsemen 🐴🥵

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March 5, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 What’s next for Ukraine after Zelenskyy’s disastrous meeting with Trump? 🇺🇸🇺🇦 Grumpy old men are back! 👴🏻😡 Plus – Everyone is mad about lambs 🐑😍

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March 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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📳 NEW POD! 📳 Bad Bromance! Did Starmer really charm Trump? 👨🏻‍❤️‍👨🏼 Katy Perry is going into space? 🚀 Spreadsheets: the formula for love ❤️‍🔥📊
🎙️ With @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social @natashadevon.bsky.social and Annika Somerville
📲 Listen linktr.ee/papercutsshow
February 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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And the winner is… our listeners! 🏆 We unpack the papers’ awards show obsession: from backstage meltdowns to red carpet razzle-dazzle. @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social joins @grainnemaguire.bsky.social & Chantal Feduchin-Pate for the ultimate showbiz lowdown!

Listen here: linktr.ee/papercutsshow
February 26, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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🏆NEW EPISODE🏆 Far right support grows in Germany 🇩🇪🗳️ Why is Blake Lively at war with Justin Baldoni? 🎥😤 Plus - Confessions of a Tory whip 🟦🤬

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February 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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We're sorry that @grainnemaguire.bsky.social was so mean about some of your submissions today. But she really loved this winner!

Congrats Mike! We'll be in touch about your prize.
February 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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It was an absolute pleasure to have Marina and Jemma from @thetrawl.bsky.social on the show yesterday.

Be sure to give it a listen over the weekend if you missed it: linktr.ee/papercutsshow
February 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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It’s one small step for man, one giant leap for roaming charges.

Yup, it’s time to fix the headline! Best alternate for the story below wins a T shirt and gets a shoutout on Monday’s episode! Can you hear me now?
February 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 Is "King Trump" an enemy of the EU? 🍊🤡 Eastenders turns 40! 🍺🎂 Plus – Mail & Guardian readers share some embarrasing bedroom conundrums 😈😱

Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social, @marina-purkiss.bsky.social, @jemmaforte.bsky.social and Dan Foxx here: linktr.ee/papercutsshow
February 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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🎉NEW EPISODE🎉 Aristocrats battle over a very big house in the country 🧐🏰 Do you know the history of a hand shake? 🤝🤔 Plus – Fishy business with @cocobyname.bsky.social

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February 19, 2025 at 8:08 AM