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Paper Bag Head
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26 years old.
Duder.
One part horny, one part cry for help.
Just waiting to get canceled.
Back from the Twitter-verse.
Oh dude, I know EXACTLY how ya feel. Big same to all of that.
November 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Oh my god she's so fucking lame I NEED her.
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I have no idea what on God's green earth inspired me to do this, but I started playing Dead by Daylight. And despite ALL its problems.....I'm having a really fun time.
November 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Prettttty damn good. I had to learn to stop thinking of these in terms of 'modern' mystery books where you're supposed to be able to figure out the case yourself. That's just not possible in any of these stories, but once I got over that I started having a really good time.
November 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
So I saw a really good episode of TNG that made me realize I have NEVER read a Sherlock Holmes book and made them look fun, so I'm working my way through those. I enjoyed the adventure and the characters (of course) but the second half of this book is a fucking TRIP. Good shit. Excited for more.
November 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Here's an obscure one I really liked. Its about a shitty local theater company doing a shitty kids musical. It does this really cool narrative thing where every chapter follows a different character and their perspective and I thought that was great. You really grow to love these people.
November 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Like I said, I LOVED the original short story for 'The Black Phone' so I figured I should read the damn book. Also VERY good. Some stories are better than others but good over all (sometimes the stories just end though which is annoying.) Joe Hill has chops
November 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
This took me forever to finish but it was worth it. The audiobook for this is REALLY good btw. Some stories are better than others of course but I don't think there's one BAD story in here. Favorites were; The Jaunt, The Wedding Gig, The Ballad of the Flexible Bullet, and the Milk Man stories.
November 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
So this concludes what was supposed to be the original trilogy and I can totally see why. If this WAS the last book in the series, I would be really satisfied with everything. Its funny and give Trillian way more to do which was nice. Probably my second favorite in the series so far.
November 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Also very good! I don't think its near as good as the first book (or the third) but its still a damn good time with lots of fun ideas and great scenes. One thing I never noticed is how good the actual prose in the writing is and how much of the humor comes from that. Good shit.
November 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I haven't read this since I was in middle school and I thought I would reread it and tackle the rest of the series proper. Its still fantastic after all these years. Looking back; reading this when I did probably had a huge impact on me in a lot of different ways. Still peak.
November 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOOOOOOOLLYYYY SHIT
HOLY SHIIIIIITTTTTT
HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD THAT WAS AMAZING. THAT WAS INCREDIBLE. THAT WAS FANTASTIC. THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. THAT WAS SPECTACULAR. Probably a new favorite movie for me.
Like...where would I even start?
November 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
So I read 'The Black Phone' original short story YEARS ago and really loved it, and with learning a sequel was coming out, I figured it was time to finally watching and I REALLY loved it. Idk man, something about it just really connected with me. I love the vibe and the plot.
November 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Caught a broke boy trying to come up on my Amazon package
So I skinned his ass alive, ahhhhh
November 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
"On and off the court, straight fundamentals, no funny business"
November 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
October 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Holy fuck what is this movie. I hate it. I love it. I love it. I hate it. I can't tell if I'm laughing with it or at it but I know I'm laughing. Tom Green might unironically be a genius who was too ahead of his time. I'm ashamed how much I quote this fucking movie.
October 7, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Its just really good. A really good, solid, fun, well made, good looking movie. I don't got much else to say. Its just good.
October 7, 2025 at 5:49 AM
So I fucking LOVE The Sentry and his original mini-series, so I was gonna like this. But I'm surprised how much I liked it and how I think I even liked it more than FF. That ending sequence was really cool and fun and clearly the best part of the movie. It just turned into Psychonauts for 30 minutes
October 7, 2025 at 5:48 AM
See I actually fuck with this hard cause I think what its doing with metaphors and perspective is really interesting. It seems like a "reddit atheist" movie at first but theres a lot more interesting stuff going on under the hood. Plus it was the most my parents ever wanted to talk about an art film
October 7, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Lupin the Third but for furries and ya know what; I liked it! Its not gonna be a game changer or reinvent the wheel (honestly I predicted every plot beat) but its still a fun time. I don't think a movie needs to be groundbreaking to be good and kids would dig this. Good car chases too.
October 7, 2025 at 5:45 AM
People are mad about this one but...Idk man I liked it. Maybe I'm just DESPERATE to see Jason in stuff again but I liked it. The new Jason design is growing on me.
October 7, 2025 at 5:43 AM
This movie is so fucking miserable while also being entirely up its own ass.

"Oh dude its like deep cause its like how rich people treat the poor." Dog I literally had that all figured out in the first 3 seconds and then you did nothing with it. Fuck you.
October 7, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I'm sure this is a good movie, but I literally could not understand a fucking word they were saying. Despite and English degree; old English and Shakespeare make me wanna kill myself. I don't even know if I should count this cause I might as well have watched it in Chinese.
October 7, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Ignore that I'm talking about this after the remake, I swear I watched this one first. These are all fucked up as far as order goes.
But yeah, this movies fucks. This was so batshit insane in all the best ways. The acting is corny and the effects are bad and the tongue is in the cheek. 11 outta 10
October 7, 2025 at 5:37 AM