Looking back at some of my past experiences, my Gay Uncle Lore™️ is going to be fucking wild
November 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Looking back at some of my past experiences, my Gay Uncle Lore™️ is going to be fucking wild
ZOHRAN WON THE ELECTION ITS TIME FOR WOKE 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
November 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
ZOHRAN WON THE ELECTION ITS TIME FOR WOKE 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
I know you’ve got a job Mrs Cheney but…
November 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I know you’ve got a job Mrs Cheney but…
Not now kitten, the walls are closing in on daddy
November 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Not now kitten, the walls are closing in on daddy
Me at 2:45 in the morning: huh I wonder why my sports groupchat is still talking about the dodgers blue jays game
This is fucking wild
This is fucking wild
October 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Me at 2:45 in the morning: huh I wonder why my sports groupchat is still talking about the dodgers blue jays game
This is fucking wild
This is fucking wild
There is no twink death, there is only bear birth
October 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
There is no twink death, there is only bear birth
Actually he was just the pretty good gatsby
October 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Actually he was just the pretty good gatsby
I say this as a McLaren fan. Oscar needs to leave the team after he wins a WDC for them, they’ve mistreated him to the point of no return. It’s not just this race. Look at ALL of the pit stop times for each race and tell me there isn’t favoritism going on. Papaya rules my ass
October 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I say this as a McLaren fan. Oscar needs to leave the team after he wins a WDC for them, they’ve mistreated him to the point of no return. It’s not just this race. Look at ALL of the pit stop times for each race and tell me there isn’t favoritism going on. Papaya rules my ass
The fact that Grindr crashes every time conservatives show up en masse to any place is quite funny to me
September 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The fact that Grindr crashes every time conservatives show up en masse to any place is quite funny to me
Guards! Impregnate that man
September 17, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Guards! Impregnate that man
I feel like I was supposed to remember something today… you know what nah it’s probably nothing.
September 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I feel like I was supposed to remember something today… you know what nah it’s probably nothing.
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield won’t cover my backshots😔
September 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield won’t cover my backshots😔
I’m a shrimple man. I like the shrimple pleasures of life 🦐
September 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I’m a shrimple man. I like the shrimple pleasures of life 🦐
Me telling my boyfriend about my terrible, no good, very bad day (I had to complete three tasks)
September 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Me telling my boyfriend about my terrible, no good, very bad day (I had to complete three tasks)
Snoop dogg is a fantastic example of climbing the ladder and pulling it up behind you. Movies about us aren’t scary, Snoop. Your bigotry is.
August 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Snoop dogg is a fantastic example of climbing the ladder and pulling it up behind you. Movies about us aren’t scary, Snoop. Your bigotry is.
Described the Gator’s Pride of the Sunshine football band “white people Haka”. Boyfriend(UF Grad) grudgingly agrees.
August 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Described the Gator’s Pride of the Sunshine football band “white people Haka”. Boyfriend(UF Grad) grudgingly agrees.
My old hospitality job: employees caught eating within eyeshot of guests will be put in the Iron Maiden until their next shift
My current office job: cheeseborgar:)
My current office job: cheeseborgar:)
August 6, 2025 at 12:55 PM
My old hospitality job: employees caught eating within eyeshot of guests will be put in the Iron Maiden until their next shift
My current office job: cheeseborgar:)
My current office job: cheeseborgar:)
My boyfriend heard James Hinchcliffe describe the Hungaroring and said that after mostly hearing British accents on F1TV, he comparatively sounds like an HGTV presenter doing a cooking show 🙃
August 3, 2025 at 12:24 PM
My boyfriend heard James Hinchcliffe describe the Hungaroring and said that after mostly hearing British accents on F1TV, he comparatively sounds like an HGTV presenter doing a cooking show 🙃
Smoking weed actually helps with ADHD but only if you’re pure of heart
July 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Smoking weed actually helps with ADHD but only if you’re pure of heart
Ornithologists hate to see it
July 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Ornithologists hate to see it
Chicharrones with habanero salsa verde and guacamole! All homemade
July 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Chicharrones with habanero salsa verde and guacamole! All homemade