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Always searching for that grotto of perfect nouns and verbs. #adoptdontshop
1) Create problem
2) Attempt to solve problem
3) Blame problem on "Sleepy Joe"
4) Hold news conference and nod off while others sing hallelujahs to your wisdom
2) Attempt to solve problem
3) Blame problem on "Sleepy Joe"
4) Hold news conference and nod off while others sing hallelujahs to your wisdom
November 16, 2025 at 12:51 PM
1) Create problem
2) Attempt to solve problem
3) Blame problem on "Sleepy Joe"
4) Hold news conference and nod off while others sing hallelujahs to your wisdom
2) Attempt to solve problem
3) Blame problem on "Sleepy Joe"
4) Hold news conference and nod off while others sing hallelujahs to your wisdom
Dogs do talk. People just don't listen.
November 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Dogs do talk. People just don't listen.
Hitler had the same grandiose dreams about converting Berlin to a temple for the Third Reich. No surprise that Trump wants the same.
October 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Hitler had the same grandiose dreams about converting Berlin to a temple for the Third Reich. No surprise that Trump wants the same.
Yep. And has no problem with drinking raw milk.
September 6, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Yep. And has no problem with drinking raw milk.
Sir, am I to understand that our President is meeting with a foreign leader on American soil, a war criminal indicted by the ICC no less, and we the people have absolutely no idea of or right to the content of their discussions?
No Helsinki BS this time around. Our translator, our records.
No Helsinki BS this time around. Our translator, our records.
August 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Sir, am I to understand that our President is meeting with a foreign leader on American soil, a war criminal indicted by the ICC no less, and we the people have absolutely no idea of or right to the content of their discussions?
No Helsinki BS this time around. Our translator, our records.
No Helsinki BS this time around. Our translator, our records.
Don't just part the "Red" Sea this time around. Evaporate it.
July 31, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Don't just part the "Red" Sea this time around. Evaporate it.
Bless their hearts. (If they have them)
July 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Bless their hearts. (If they have them)
So, 34 felonies wasn't enough? An adjudicated sexual abuser who bragged about assaulting women? Sparked an insurrection based on his lies? I could go on all day, but these people can kick rocks.
July 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
So, 34 felonies wasn't enough? An adjudicated sexual abuser who bragged about assaulting women? Sparked an insurrection based on his lies? I could go on all day, but these people can kick rocks.
I hope he does, and she gets the boot. Then she reveals everything, since we all know hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn.
July 12, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I hope he does, and she gets the boot. Then she reveals everything, since we all know hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn.
Cultists gunna cult.
July 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Cultists gunna cult.
Nice try. The cuts you are referring to account for an additional 17% of the workforce. Since January, there have been nearly 700 layoffs or early retirements through this administration's incentive program.
July 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Nice try. The cuts you are referring to account for an additional 17% of the workforce. Since January, there have been nearly 700 layoffs or early retirements through this administration's incentive program.
Is that trade deal in the room with us right now?
June 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Is that trade deal in the room with us right now?
I kinda like the idea of "Nacho President."
June 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I kinda like the idea of "Nacho President."
So very sorry. This dog owner understands.
May 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
So very sorry. This dog owner understands.
Message and data rates may apply.
April 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Message and data rates may apply.
If I were a fighter pilot, I'd hesitate climbing into a cockpit until loosethumbs is gone.
April 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
If I were a fighter pilot, I'd hesitate climbing into a cockpit until loosethumbs is gone.