cannot understand when people WANT a night of no calls - yeah haha getting paid to be on my phone but for TWELVE HOURS??? gimme SOMETHING to do man, calls make it go faster at least

I love my partner with all my heart but jesus h christ how do they dirty every single pot on a daily basis cooking all their gross vegetable mushes I mean E V E R Y

As Above (insane in the head), So Below (insane in the pussy)

god i need so much help actually physically organizing my life and belongings but im debilitated by the shame of anyone seeing how out of hand everything is

a big nasty THANK YEWWWW to everyone who came out to spjork’s circus this week!! lesbians make some noise 📢

last night I made a game for dyl where I showed them all the nudes on my timeline and made them guess who they belonged to. community.

becoming an EMT is strange bc sometimes ppl say we’re part of “healthcare providers” which isn’t untrue but doesn’t feel as correct; but then “first responder” comes with “so we’re brothers with fire and police” and I have to 😬😬😬

MM FINALLY TURNED ON ADULT CONTENT AND I DO IN FACT SEE WHAT Y’ALL WERE SAYING

oh boy idk what’s in the air but if i get another family of the Worst People Imaginable that wants to dominate our very busy store, I’m walking into traffic

successfully ran a trauma simulation in five minutes today, so don’t ever let me catch y’all bleeding (because I will be there to apply pressure and assess for further injury)

✨an abbreviated list of interests✨
🧶 Crochet
🪡 Sewing
🤟🏻 Sign language & Deaf culture
🧑🏻‍🎤 Drag
🎂 Baking
⏯️ YouTube & internet culture
🤡 SMOSH
🎲 Dropout
👯‍♀️ Kpop
💀 Foreign horror movies
👾 Video games (RPGs)
⚕️ Medicine & first aid
☢️ Disaster history (esp nuclear)

Gotta make sure this video of Jazell Barbie Royale circulates on here once a month like it did on X

am i still daddy long legs?? who’s to say. gonna post more of the other shit i do - y’all know I bake??? Crochet??? Know sign language??? Gonna be an EMT??? idk I guess I’m saying I’m not mad if you’re not interested in not-drag, love you ❤️