ColonelJuanMatrix
papajuan.bsky.social
ColonelJuanMatrix
@papajuan.bsky.social
Subscribed! Congrats on the milestone Mr. Onion.
December 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Sorry to hear that. You are a great reporter, looking forward to what you do next.
November 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
New monthly subscriber. Thanks for all that you do.
November 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I’d be very surprised - he has nothing to apologize for and seems to have a backbone.
September 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Welp, now i will be singing Dr Zaius Dr Zaius in my head the rest of the day.
August 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
What’s the point of your post Peter? I find Anthony’s perspective very educational and have learned a lot from his posts. Ignore him if you are so concerned that his posts aren’t magically solving the country’s problems.
August 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Appreciate all you do explaining what’s happening!
August 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
A dog named Karen wrote this question.
August 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Anti-pasta?
July 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Pesky deep state. Welp, I guess we should all just move on.
July 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Top 5 receivers who most likely to get you a 3/37 game?

1 - Nick Westbrook
2- Elijah Moore
3- JuJu
4- Mack Hollins
5- Tutu Atwell
July 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Shit, does that mean it’s RICO?
July 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Hmmm, the gay weddings and abortions must be in the next train car.
July 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Post your dinner option rankings or tiers.
July 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Venn Diagram is due for a comeback.
July 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Rank your favorite sorting methods for sports articles.

1) Ranking
2) Tiers
3) Venn Diagram
July 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Neon moon
June 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Prove it!
June 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Reposted by ColonelJuanMatrix
But if a few people in masks start lighting stuff on fire? Then you have news. This creates an *enormous* attentional advantage towards the most violent and chaotic kind of protest.
June 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM