Papa Bearman
papabearman.bsky.social
Papa Bearman
@papabearman.bsky.social
Half-Papa, half-Bear, half man.

RPKN
MNDA
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
November 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Don't worry, Mr. Cuomo. We have a backup job all lined up for you.
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Mmm...Metroid Prime.
October 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
October 2, 2025 at 5:45 AM
October 1, 2025 at 11:14 AM
September 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Snorlax is trapped inside the solid steel cage. Reports say that nobody loves him enough to rescue him.
September 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
He's gonna need the Big Show ladder.
September 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
September 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Because in their mind, saying something mean to them is more violent than *actual violence* against anyone who isn't them.
September 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Yeah, but at least I can still do this.
September 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
September 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
"I mapfuck my step-aunt in her cakeplane."
July 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Flashbacks?
July 2, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Ya fookin' animal, you.
June 9, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Dan!

Is!

WRONG!
May 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Thanks, @neweggofficial.bsky.social, what a bargain!
April 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
He is...a red Yoshi from 'Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door'.
April 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
He is...a Toyota GR86 Rally Legacy Concept.
April 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
He is...(bear with me here)...a bottle of Shaanxi Xifeng, Chinese sake.
April 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
He is...a Santa Shot.
April 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
He is...a bottle of Castrol GTX engine oil.
April 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Our current times in America basically have Donald Trump saying this, then about 10 million people defending the idea just because Donald Trump said it, then a bunch of qualified people who shouldn't do it actually doing it, then those same 10 million people smiling when liberals see the damage.
March 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
@amongus.innersloth.com Hey, not sure what you can do about this, but yeah, this player came into our lobby and kicked everyone out except the host (me):
March 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM