@papabeard.bsky.social
As long as the checks don’t bounce…
February 3, 2026 at 8:15 PM
As long as the checks don’t bounce…
How much extra to get Mike to go grey?
February 3, 2026 at 7:28 PM
How much extra to get Mike to go grey?
I claim the band name “Inconvenient Closet”
February 3, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I claim the band name “Inconvenient Closet”
Keep hoping for that reach around.
February 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Keep hoping for that reach around.
It’s progress. I remember my mother telling me to never be racist or judge people by color then using phrases that would make a klansman blush. Now I trim down my phrases. And my kids tell me I’m racist if I point out someone is Asian. One generation at a time.
February 3, 2026 at 5:59 PM
It’s progress. I remember my mother telling me to never be racist or judge people by color then using phrases that would make a klansman blush. Now I trim down my phrases. And my kids tell me I’m racist if I point out someone is Asian. One generation at a time.
At least it’s not “females”? That makes me twitchy.
February 2, 2026 at 9:03 PM
At least it’s not “females”? That makes me twitchy.
If this is another yard sale announcement…
February 2, 2026 at 4:33 PM
If this is another yard sale announcement…
Who is going to get the contract for building the “aerosol decontamination system” that will make us all safer?
February 2, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Who is going to get the contract for building the “aerosol decontamination system” that will make us all safer?
Running from his gay thoughts.
January 31, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Running from his gay thoughts.
So, follow up question. You’re on the list, right?
January 30, 2026 at 6:07 PM
So, follow up question. You’re on the list, right?
They make that vest in men’s sizes?
January 30, 2026 at 4:51 PM
They make that vest in men’s sizes?
Whoa whoa whoa. You want words AND action?
January 30, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Whoa whoa whoa. You want words AND action?
It’s okay, he’ll head home after lunch.
January 30, 2026 at 4:48 PM
It’s okay, he’ll head home after lunch.
He met the moment. And asked it for a donation.
January 30, 2026 at 12:39 AM
He met the moment. And asked it for a donation.
“Witches the time is nigh” is Goth “Alright, let’s go, girls”
January 26, 2026 at 3:18 AM
“Witches the time is nigh” is Goth “Alright, let’s go, girls”
I eat every meal leaving the best bit for last. I found a coworker who does the same. He calls it “Finishing Big”.
January 17, 2026 at 9:45 PM
I eat every meal leaving the best bit for last. I found a coworker who does the same. He calls it “Finishing Big”.
I don’t care if it guts D.C. and the janitors have to take over. Probably get more done and we will have every pedo.
January 17, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I don’t care if it guts D.C. and the janitors have to take over. Probably get more done and we will have every pedo.
Next time say rub two out. They like ambition.
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Next time say rub two out. They like ambition.
Basically just a very robust pop tart
December 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Basically just a very robust pop tart
You can laugh, but that kind of sphincter control is impressive.
December 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
You can laugh, but that kind of sphincter control is impressive.
Jack Frost is a bitch. There. I said it.
December 13, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Jack Frost is a bitch. There. I said it.