PapaBatman
@papabatman.bsky.social
Just an old fart not taking life too seriously.
If he was afraid he could have taken one step back. Instead, he pulled out his weapon and shot into the broad side of the car. Sounds like murder to me.
January 7, 2026 at 10:40 PM
If he was afraid he could have taken one step back. Instead, he pulled out his weapon and shot into the broad side of the car. Sounds like murder to me.
Well, I guess it's ok for Iran to indict tRump on anything they'd like then come and get him. I'm okay with that.
January 3, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Well, I guess it's ok for Iran to indict tRump on anything they'd like then come and get him. I'm okay with that.
I give a Milk Bone peace prize to my neighbor's dogs almost daily. They are extremely appreciative and show it by not barking at me. You know who else cares about this peace prize? Absolutely no one.
December 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I give a Milk Bone peace prize to my neighbor's dogs almost daily. They are extremely appreciative and show it by not barking at me. You know who else cares about this peace prize? Absolutely no one.
It's been said that dumb people don't know how dumb they are. What if that's the case with the Trump administration?
December 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
It's been said that dumb people don't know how dumb they are. What if that's the case with the Trump administration?
If someone started shooting all the lobbyists we could fix the mass murder problem.
August 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
If someone started shooting all the lobbyists we could fix the mass murder problem.
Washington DC hasn't been this safe since 1865.
August 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Washington DC hasn't been this safe since 1865.
Are the golf carts in Scotland right hand drive? It would be hilarious to see his royal thighness get stuck behind the wheel.
July 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Are the golf carts in Scotland right hand drive? It would be hilarious to see his royal thighness get stuck behind the wheel.
Trump has bruising in the back of his hands because of too many handshakes? Imagine what those hands would look like if he'd ever worked a day in his life.
July 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Trump has bruising in the back of his hands because of too many handshakes? Imagine what those hands would look like if he'd ever worked a day in his life.
The 12 day war is over.
NEXT!
NEXT!
June 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The 12 day war is over.
NEXT!
NEXT!
Now it sounds like the only thing obliterated was the truth.
June 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Now it sounds like the only thing obliterated was the truth.
Sharpen up them bone spurs. It's go time.
June 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Sharpen up them bone spurs. It's go time.
Which is worse, destroying a Tesla or destroying our democracy?
March 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Which is worse, destroying a Tesla or destroying our democracy?
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Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
February 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
Why do we waste time with these confirmation hearings when everything is already decided in a backroom deal?
February 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Why do we waste time with these confirmation hearings when everything is already decided in a backroom deal?
With HIPPA laws in effect, how does anyone know anything about what healthcare a woman is seeking?
January 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
With HIPPA laws in effect, how does anyone know anything about what healthcare a woman is seeking?
Wait. What? I went to sleep in Illinois and woke up in Florida?
January 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Wait. What? I went to sleep in Illinois and woke up in Florida?
Is the Ukraine war over yet or do we have to wait until tomorrow??
January 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Is the Ukraine war over yet or do we have to wait until tomorrow??
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Possibly the best clap back against ignorant antivaxxers.
January 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Possibly the best clap back against ignorant antivaxxers.
I just donated to Wikipedia because Elon Musk said not to. That's not the real reason but it's a damn good one.
December 29, 2024 at 1:35 AM
I just donated to Wikipedia because Elon Musk said not to. That's not the real reason but it's a damn good one.
After the 39th school shooting in the United States this year, Congress has responded by voting themselves a raise. A "most deserved" raise.
December 18, 2024 at 3:52 PM
After the 39th school shooting in the United States this year, Congress has responded by voting themselves a raise. A "most deserved" raise.
The Christmas spirit Claus-o-meter just ticked up a notch.
November 26, 2024 at 12:44 AM
The Christmas spirit Claus-o-meter just ticked up a notch.
Inauguration day 2025 commemorative series collectible.
November 23, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Inauguration day 2025 commemorative series collectible.
Gaetz out. DOW up. Life is good.
November 21, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Gaetz out. DOW up. Life is good.
Well, that was easy.
November 16, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Well, that was easy.