@paolopaolopaolo.bsky.social
She doesn't care. She just needs you to go out on the bike. Then the bloke who lives opposite can sneak over and have sex with her against the box that the bike came in.
May 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
She doesn't care. She just needs you to go out on the bike. Then the bloke who lives opposite can sneak over and have sex with her against the box that the bike came in.
It looks crusty!
April 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
It looks crusty!
Except for the $50 ones China going to be selling in Africa
April 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Except for the $50 ones China going to be selling in Africa
Might have got the 3 part slogan from Larry and Paul.
April 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Might have got the 3 part slogan from Larry and Paul.
As someone who held a great deal of hope for this Labour Government, I'm disappointed. Starmer doesn't seem to hold a single opinion of his own. Really don't have a clue what they're trying to do.
April 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
As someone who held a great deal of hope for this Labour Government, I'm disappointed. Starmer doesn't seem to hold a single opinion of his own. Really don't have a clue what they're trying to do.
I'm starting to believe that besides manipulating the markets he's deliberately trying to stir unrest in the population. Once he's rinsed their 401k's, they start protesting en masse then in comes the insurrection act. Had it down as scaremongering nonsense, now not so sure.
April 7, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I'm starting to believe that besides manipulating the markets he's deliberately trying to stir unrest in the population. Once he's rinsed their 401k's, they start protesting en masse then in comes the insurrection act. Had it down as scaremongering nonsense, now not so sure.
He didn't want a blowjob. What you did was wrong, soooo very wrong!
April 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
He didn't want a blowjob. What you did was wrong, soooo very wrong!
I wouldn't bother retaliating. The US can own this one all by itself.
April 3, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I wouldn't bother retaliating. The US can own this one all by itself.
Do you talk at double speed?
March 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Do you talk at double speed?
Bleak. Even a Wetherspoons would have been better.
March 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Bleak. Even a Wetherspoons would have been better.
Turn a light on?
March 20, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Turn a light on?
Come back in another 6months and tell us you didn't find a new job, lost your house and family and you are living in a Nissan Micra
March 10, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Come back in another 6months and tell us you didn't find a new job, lost your house and family and you are living in a Nissan Micra
Glass doors and partitions were the problem
March 10, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Glass doors and partitions were the problem
Sounds a bit DOGE. Read the room, not a good time.
March 8, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Sounds a bit DOGE. Read the room, not a good time.
Can you make a transgenic President?
March 6, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Can you make a transgenic President?
We shouldn't cancel, it would cause an "international incident". Just make it really really shit.
March 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
We shouldn't cancel, it would cause an "international incident". Just make it really really shit.
If it's semi liquid it just about qualifies as a Waffle Stomp. Well done!!!!
March 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
If it's semi liquid it just about qualifies as a Waffle Stomp. Well done!!!!
Do they know you? Are you breaking in to do this?
March 2, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Do they know you? Are you breaking in to do this?
I wish they were then you could drop a giant anvil on them.
February 27, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I wish they were then you could drop a giant anvil on them.
Chocolate Orange
February 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Chocolate Orange
This is fesshole. You need to marry her, begin to hate her then come back on here in ten years when you've had an affair and she's made you move out and live in a Nissan Micra.
February 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
This is fesshole. You need to marry her, begin to hate her then come back on here in ten years when you've had an affair and she's made you move out and live in a Nissan Micra.
What if they just have a regular PAYE job or sell Crystal Meth. Won't be on Companies House then.....oh that bloke who killed a load of sex workers, he wasn't on companies house either.
February 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
What if they just have a regular PAYE job or sell Crystal Meth. Won't be on Companies House then.....oh that bloke who killed a load of sex workers, he wasn't on companies house either.
If flying to the US just use the "foreign system" that Trump says his Captain uses. Apparently it's much better than the American Air Traffic system. He won't tell us which it is but things will be better when the satellites are connected to the ground and the ground is connected to the satellites.
February 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
If flying to the US just use the "foreign system" that Trump says his Captain uses. Apparently it's much better than the American Air Traffic system. He won't tell us which it is but things will be better when the satellites are connected to the ground and the ground is connected to the satellites.
Did he use the phrase "ploughed" when telling you 😂😂😂
February 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Did he use the phrase "ploughed" when telling you 😂😂😂
Or the finest are nil. Photos in the bin. Try it with your own car to see if this plan works
February 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Or the finest are nil. Photos in the bin. Try it with your own car to see if this plan works