Paolo Bolzoni
@paolobolzoni.bsky.social
Satire is a lethal weapon.
Banking, philosophy, logic, quantum mechanics, Milanese cabaret, rugby.
Blog https://paolobolzoni.blogspot.com/
LinkedIn https://www.linkedin.com/in/paolobolzoni/
Banking, philosophy, logic, quantum mechanics, Milanese cabaret, rugby.
Blog https://paolobolzoni.blogspot.com/
LinkedIn https://www.linkedin.com/in/paolobolzoni/
November 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
THE RIGHT HONOURABLE RACHEL REEVES PRESENTS
THE 2025 AUTUMN BUDGET
THE 2025 AUTUMN BUDGET
November 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
THE RIGHT HONOURABLE RACHEL REEVES PRESENTS
THE 2025 AUTUMN BUDGET
THE 2025 AUTUMN BUDGET
BREAKING NEWS
DJ DUMB LAUNCHES NEW SCREWYOU LOTTERY FOR IMMIGRANTS
NO ID REQUIRED TO PURCHASE TICKETS
DAILY DRAWS
$1,000 TICKET
11,000,000,000 TICKETS SOLD
DJ DUMB LAUNCHES NEW SCREWYOU LOTTERY FOR IMMIGRANTS
NO ID REQUIRED TO PURCHASE TICKETS
DAILY DRAWS
$1,000 TICKET
11,000,000,000 TICKETS SOLD
November 28, 2025 at 12:05 PM
BREAKING NEWS
DJ DUMB LAUNCHES NEW SCREWYOU LOTTERY FOR IMMIGRANTS
NO ID REQUIRED TO PURCHASE TICKETS
DAILY DRAWS
$1,000 TICKET
11,000,000,000 TICKETS SOLD
DJ DUMB LAUNCHES NEW SCREWYOU LOTTERY FOR IMMIGRANTS
NO ID REQUIRED TO PURCHASE TICKETS
DAILY DRAWS
$1,000 TICKET
11,000,000,000 TICKETS SOLD
MELONI SORELLE S.a.s.
November 23, 2025 at 10:36 AM
MELONI SORELLE S.a.s.
IL RONDONE NERO MIGRATORE
Fratelli d’uccelli le ali si desta
Dei rondoni neri vogliamo la testa.
Fratelli d’uccelli le ali si desta
Dei rondoni neri vogliamo la testa.
November 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
IL RONDONE NERO MIGRATORE
Fratelli d’uccelli le ali si desta
Dei rondoni neri vogliamo la testa.
Fratelli d’uccelli le ali si desta
Dei rondoni neri vogliamo la testa.
HIGGS, ER TRUMP, THE KING OF ELEMENTARY PARTICLES
October 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
HIGGS, ER TRUMP, THE KING OF ELEMENTARY PARTICLES
DONALD TRUMP DEMANDS NOBEL WAR PRIZE
THE TEN WARS WON BY FELON 45 - 46 (RIGGED) - 47
THE TEN WARS WON BY FELON 45 - 46 (RIGGED) - 47
October 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
DONALD TRUMP DEMANDS NOBEL WAR PRIZE
THE TEN WARS WON BY FELON 45 - 46 (RIGGED) - 47
THE TEN WARS WON BY FELON 45 - 46 (RIGGED) - 47
THE OVAL BALL ACCORDING TO EUCLID
© Paolo Bolzoni, 2025
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© Paolo Bolzoni, 2025
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July 24, 2025 at 11:21 AM
THE OVAL BALL ACCORDING TO EUCLID
© Paolo Bolzoni, 2025
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© Paolo Bolzoni, 2025
You can view, download, print, and distribute the document freely here:
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Private Eye Magazine è fin troppo gentile con il criminale Trump.
July 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Private Eye Magazine è fin troppo gentile con il criminale Trump.
Private Eye Magazine is far too kind with felon Trump.
July 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Private Eye Magazine is far too kind with felon Trump.
PREMIO NOBEL PER LA PACE 2025
I candidati.
I candidati.
June 25, 2025 at 8:55 AM
PREMIO NOBEL PER LA PACE 2025
I candidati.
I candidati.
2025 NOBEL PRIZE FOR PEACE
The candidates.
The candidates.
June 25, 2025 at 8:54 AM
2025 NOBEL PRIZE FOR PEACE
The candidates.
The candidates.
JUST TO REMEMBER WHAT THE YANKEES DID.
June 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
JUST TO REMEMBER WHAT THE YANKEES DID.
May 30, 2025 at 9:28 AM
May 30, 2025 at 9:26 AM
BREAKING NEWS - RI REDISCOVERED
An international team of scholars at the Bertrand Russell University made a groundbreaking discovery.
Analysing an ancient manuscript, the team were astonished to read what humankind forgot since the damned age of Artificial Intelligence.
An international team of scholars at the Bertrand Russell University made a groundbreaking discovery.
Analysing an ancient manuscript, the team were astonished to read what humankind forgot since the damned age of Artificial Intelligence.
May 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
BREAKING NEWS - RI REDISCOVERED
An international team of scholars at the Bertrand Russell University made a groundbreaking discovery.
Analysing an ancient manuscript, the team were astonished to read what humankind forgot since the damned age of Artificial Intelligence.
An international team of scholars at the Bertrand Russell University made a groundbreaking discovery.
Analysing an ancient manuscript, the team were astonished to read what humankind forgot since the damned age of Artificial Intelligence.
BREAKING NEWS!
To contrast the overwhelming amount of lies vomited daily by the Mar-I-Lie felon, the European Union launched the Cryptoshite.
This unprecedented initiative will provide hours of fun at no cost, and stimulate creativity and innovation.
To contrast the overwhelming amount of lies vomited daily by the Mar-I-Lie felon, the European Union launched the Cryptoshite.
This unprecedented initiative will provide hours of fun at no cost, and stimulate creativity and innovation.
May 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
BREAKING NEWS!
To contrast the overwhelming amount of lies vomited daily by the Mar-I-Lie felon, the European Union launched the Cryptoshite.
This unprecedented initiative will provide hours of fun at no cost, and stimulate creativity and innovation.
To contrast the overwhelming amount of lies vomited daily by the Mar-I-Lie felon, the European Union launched the Cryptoshite.
This unprecedented initiative will provide hours of fun at no cost, and stimulate creativity and innovation.
@vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu
By Appointment to Her Majesty Queen Ursula
The Right Honourable Roberta Metsola
Sole approved supplier to the European Parliament
By Appointment to Her Majesty Queen Ursula
The Right Honourable Roberta Metsola
Sole approved supplier to the European Parliament
April 10, 2025 at 10:38 AM
@vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu
By Appointment to Her Majesty Queen Ursula
The Right Honourable Roberta Metsola
Sole approved supplier to the European Parliament
By Appointment to Her Majesty Queen Ursula
The Right Honourable Roberta Metsola
Sole approved supplier to the European Parliament
@president.europarl.europa.eu
By Appointment to Her Majesty Queen Ursula
The Right Honourable Roberta Metsola
Sole approved supplier to the European Parliament
By Appointment to Her Majesty Queen Ursula
The Right Honourable Roberta Metsola
Sole approved supplier to the European Parliament
April 10, 2025 at 10:38 AM
@president.europarl.europa.eu
By Appointment to Her Majesty Queen Ursula
The Right Honourable Roberta Metsola
Sole approved supplier to the European Parliament
By Appointment to Her Majesty Queen Ursula
The Right Honourable Roberta Metsola
Sole approved supplier to the European Parliament
By Appointment to His Fucking
Arsehole Elon Musk
Sole approved suppliers to the
United States Government
Donald John Trump
James David Vance
Pete Hegseth
For inciting violence, promoting hate, and
spreading lies.
Arsehole Elon Musk
Sole approved suppliers to the
United States Government
Donald John Trump
James David Vance
Pete Hegseth
For inciting violence, promoting hate, and
spreading lies.
April 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
By Appointment to His Fucking
Arsehole Elon Musk
Sole approved suppliers to the
United States Government
Donald John Trump
James David Vance
Pete Hegseth
For inciting violence, promoting hate, and
spreading lies.
Arsehole Elon Musk
Sole approved suppliers to the
United States Government
Donald John Trump
James David Vance
Pete Hegseth
For inciting violence, promoting hate, and
spreading lies.
Trade tariffs.
The convicted felon Trump includes VAT in his calculations.
Even a 13 years boy would not make this mistake.
The convicted felon Trump includes VAT in his calculations.
Even a 13 years boy would not make this mistake.
April 3, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Trade tariffs.
The convicted felon Trump includes VAT in his calculations.
Even a 13 years boy would not make this mistake.
The convicted felon Trump includes VAT in his calculations.
Even a 13 years boy would not make this mistake.
March 30, 2025 at 11:26 AM
March 30, 2025 at 11:22 AM
March 30, 2025 at 11:21 AM