I used be a bit of a calligrapher, so it should look good.

Absolutely. I shall respond with the same intent and design. I will choose the paper from a local shop that does this sort of thing, use a proper ink pen. And get a proper King Charles stamp.

I am going out reply with an old fashioned ink pen.

It really is. Letters are composed of so much more curated thoughts.
I am going to write back with an actual letter.

I have not heard from him for years. It feels very special.

😂- that is a good question.
I have lived in London for 38 years. Allister Heath was an Editor/Contributor of the free paper, City Am in the 90s. It was an interesting read on the commute in a City obsessed by finance. But he was totally bonkers then.
The Telegraph has been taken over by fascists.

Time for a concerted attack on The Telegraph:

I looked after my SIL’s dog, a Staffy, it produced massive turds. So it could be a dog.

The turds were quite big, human sized, perhaps it was not dog shit.

Chocolate starfish?

Looks great, traditional food is healthy food.

This was one of many Sliding Doors moments in the past 25 years. It is as if people from the future are messing with our present.

A sliding doors moment. Again!

Thanks Anton, I am very near my target, but I have also lost some muscle mass, So I have to go back to the gym to rectify that.
It is amazing how much weightloss improves your appearance.

I do actually have a Japanese toilet.