CONGRATS🎉🎉🎉 Im so happy for you!
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Me 5 minutes after getting out of bed:

There's definitely a fourth tryna pickpocket you while the other three distract you with their immeasurable cuteness.

:3
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IF BUYING DOESN'T MEAN OWNING, THEN PIRACY ISN'T STEALING.
YARRRR🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️

Why do we have hands? There are many reasons:
Pat the Blåhaj
Hold the Blåhaj
Cherish the Blåhaj
Forfeit all mortal possessions to Blåhaj

Its probably a bot, looking at its profile it has 13k posts and doesnt seem to be that old of an account. Also, it starts every message in nearly the same way and its posting at an insane rate.
Either that or its a very dedicated troll. In any case, probably best not to feed the damned thing.

If my friends support people who want me dead, they were never my friends to begin with.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes...

Sooo cool, kinda reminds me of Howl from howl's moving castle when he turns into a birb ngl