I cannot hack this, I am truly at a loss

I love it when people do this for desserts.

I have walked too much today

that’s what they say now

wholesome: if I forget to reply to my mum-in-law for several days in a row (and my partner has also forgotten), she thinks we’ve died

finding people on here like

I logged off and on again and now nothing will load. it’s absolutely amazing how much Elno has tanked Twitter with one action.