Pansement
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Tonight is thursday, you know what that means ?
Drinking vodka watching Columbo and waking up the cat whenever he appears on-screen by clapping frenetically
Drinking vodka watching Columbo and waking up the cat whenever he appears on-screen by clapping frenetically
July 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Tonight is thursday, you know what that means ?
Drinking vodka watching Columbo and waking up the cat whenever he appears on-screen by clapping frenetically
Drinking vodka watching Columbo and waking up the cat whenever he appears on-screen by clapping frenetically
Netflix documentaries about [accidental tragedy that killed innocent people] is just Scooby-Doo for adults.
You mean the culprit behind it is a bazillionaire who couldn't tolerate being slightly less rich and politicians who couldn't let go of an ounce of power every single time ? Wow!!:!:!
You mean the culprit behind it is a bazillionaire who couldn't tolerate being slightly less rich and politicians who couldn't let go of an ounce of power every single time ? Wow!!:!:!
June 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Netflix documentaries about [accidental tragedy that killed innocent people] is just Scooby-Doo for adults.
You mean the culprit behind it is a bazillionaire who couldn't tolerate being slightly less rich and politicians who couldn't let go of an ounce of power every single time ? Wow!!:!:!
You mean the culprit behind it is a bazillionaire who couldn't tolerate being slightly less rich and politicians who couldn't let go of an ounce of power every single time ? Wow!!:!:!
Going to the dino museum with my gf be like (she's very passionate) :
June 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Going to the dino museum with my gf be like (she's very passionate) :
"Not my fault, I didn't vote for this" is the new "Not my fault, I was just following orders"
You still did it, and you knew exactly what you were doing. If you really didn't, that's even worse.
You still did it, and you knew exactly what you were doing. If you really didn't, that's even worse.
June 4, 2025 at 10:32 AM
"Not my fault, I didn't vote for this" is the new "Not my fault, I was just following orders"
You still did it, and you knew exactly what you were doing. If you really didn't, that's even worse.
You still did it, and you knew exactly what you were doing. If you really didn't, that's even worse.
My latest masterpiece
May 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
My latest masterpiece
How my cat looks at me in the morning (bowl empty, clearly starving to death) :
May 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
How my cat looks at me in the morning (bowl empty, clearly starving to death) :
How are we supposed to teach consent to our kids when every mobile game ads won't take "No" for an answer
April 23, 2025 at 11:00 AM
How are we supposed to teach consent to our kids when every mobile game ads won't take "No" for an answer
There's this bird on my window and I'm scared, what does it want from me, I'm out of bread and money
April 13, 2025 at 7:44 AM
There's this bird on my window and I'm scared, what does it want from me, I'm out of bread and money
How my day is going :
February 11, 2025 at 11:46 AM
How my day is going :
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Palutena with short hair
January 20, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Palutena with short hair
Me : Christmas is in a few days already, better be ready to look good on those family pictures !
Pimples on my face :
Pimples on my face :
December 22, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Me : Christmas is in a few days already, better be ready to look good on those family pictures !
Pimples on my face :
Pimples on my face :
Life really feels like an ice level from a NES platformer from 1986 rn
December 2, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Life really feels like an ice level from a NES platformer from 1986 rn
WHAT IS A SPOON ???
November 28, 2024 at 6:25 AM
WHAT IS A SPOON ???
Yes, I'm a big science fiction lover, I love the idea of flying cars, robots and PRINTERS THAT JUST WORK GOD DAMNIT
November 27, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Yes, I'm a big science fiction lover, I love the idea of flying cars, robots and PRINTERS THAT JUST WORK GOD DAMNIT
"I'm depressed"
Boring, unoriginal, weak
"I have been cursed with incurable allergy to every aspect of life"
Cool, sounds smart, explains why you cry in the shower (water is the origin of life)
Boring, unoriginal, weak
"I have been cursed with incurable allergy to every aspect of life"
Cool, sounds smart, explains why you cry in the shower (water is the origin of life)
November 26, 2024 at 4:56 PM
"I'm depressed"
Boring, unoriginal, weak
"I have been cursed with incurable allergy to every aspect of life"
Cool, sounds smart, explains why you cry in the shower (water is the origin of life)
Boring, unoriginal, weak
"I have been cursed with incurable allergy to every aspect of life"
Cool, sounds smart, explains why you cry in the shower (water is the origin of life)
My affection is nothing but a nuisance to his precious person
November 25, 2024 at 2:21 PM
My affection is nothing but a nuisance to his precious person
Why bother creating a time-traveling machine when you can just launch Baldur's Gate III and in the blink of an eye, it's already tomorrow.
November 25, 2024 at 11:14 AM
Why bother creating a time-traveling machine when you can just launch Baldur's Gate III and in the blink of an eye, it's already tomorrow.
What I support :
- Pressure (only for a short time)
- The crushing weight of guilt
- Women's wrongs
- My country during the Olympics
- Pressure (only for a short time)
- The crushing weight of guilt
- Women's wrongs
- My country during the Olympics
November 24, 2024 at 6:13 PM
What I support :
- Pressure (only for a short time)
- The crushing weight of guilt
- Women's wrongs
- My country during the Olympics
- Pressure (only for a short time)
- The crushing weight of guilt
- Women's wrongs
- My country during the Olympics