Pank
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Pank
@pankpankpank.bsky.social
The last sane Republican
He doesn't miss. The Odyssey done right could be one of the greats
December 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Give me a little bit more of that Sirius. Ahhhhh yeah, that's it
May 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I'm wagering my money on Mike Lindell

The structures of MyPillow and the DOD are just too close to ignore...
April 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Does Fox News make more sense in Spanish?
April 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
"cup size 32D"
April 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Instant-subbed. Thank you for doing this. It's been 16 years since I got my undergraduate degree in Poli Sci at Lincoln, and it will be nice to read some of the classics again, while following along with your substack. Thank you!
April 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
George Soros must have cultivated more money trees this year
April 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Is it worth a ~$600 price tag with $80 games ($90 if physical)?
April 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
In defense, Trump never stated he would go full-scale tariffs at a global level. I even took it as select countries by targetting specific goods. Either way they have a negative effect but saying you saw something this broad and ugly is a lie
April 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
There's a lot of Trump ball-gargling in that tiktok, which is almost entirely false, but he claimed the backing of Warren Buffet!? Warren just put out a statement saying "you're not like us."
April 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Drops a bomb putting the global economy in chaos...I'm off to golf, have a great weekend everyone!
April 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
"Man COBOL is confusing, I just deleted an entire column because the vibes weren't immaculate"
March 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM