Hope you can splat her good, fam 🙏

My city used to but the tech bros killed it

Can't believe she double-tapped you like that.

Sending you my butch strength and furniture building powers

Look at all this free real estate for juice with pulp

Bruh, the first date I went on with someone, we found out we had multiple opposing food allergies and we would basically never be able to eat the same thing together, so we mutually agreed it wouldn't work out. Like chilllllll

The funny thing too is that I keep telling you and you keep repressing it every time I tell you, so you get scandalized every time

Pulp team yaaaaay! 🙌🎉

Yes

I'm glad your mom is okay!

But yeah, crazy how much of modern medicine can be crumpled by a single grapefruit

Something about enzymes in grapefruit denaturing the active ingredients in your meds. READ YOUR DRUG INFO SHEETS. ONE OF THE DRUGS COMMONLY NERFED IS BIRTH CONTROL

"I want sleep, but not like this."

It's not the best option in the long run, but Benadryl can be used in a pinch if you just need to be dropped on the floor