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The Panic Table
@panictable.bsky.social
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The worst is yet to come.

We’re a totally independent horror tabletop roleplaying game show.

Currently: MOTHERSHIP RPG

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"THE LIMEHOUSE GOLEM"
(2016) is MOULIN ROUGE's sexy Goth Cousin and we will not be taking further questions at this time.
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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New PANIC CHECK newsletter is up for the month of November.
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This month's Misadventure? HOW'S MY DRIVING, a spine-chilling Daggerheart Slasher Hack by @dngnclub.itch.io

ft. @annethegnome.bsky.social @ohheyitsgina.bsky.social and Olympian Laurie Hernandez.
November 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
A grainy eerie photograph of a donkey in a long and dark hallway, apparently taken with flash photography. The image is both absurd and ominous.
August 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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also that one of our players rolled up with THIS?! We were not aware @mothership.bsky.social was making teeny tiny t-shirts.

If memory serves, thought a good luck totem it was, our little friend did not save their party from being splattered against a wall by an APC driven by another team.
August 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Still awash in the afterglow of our Gen Con mega game of @mothership.bsky.social that exceeded all of our expectations. The absolutely insane stories we got to hear emerge from each table as laser cutters and war rigs and mecha piranhas clashed on THE BLOODFIELDS glisten to us as fine rubies.
August 5, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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We are thinking about the best death matches. We have not seen the Battle Royale remake. We are... curious?
July 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Also check out these dope little limited run pins we’re giving out for our Gen Con 75-person @mothership.bsky.social game.

Debating on ordering 70 “I died in the BLOODFIELDS” lanyard ribbons and 5 “I survived the BLOODFIELDS and all I got was this ribbon” ribbons
July 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Stacking these bricks like the delicious contraband they are
July 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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SCI FI CAN BE FANCY
July 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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We’re running an insane 75 person game of @mothership.bsky.social @ Gen Con.

The scenario: @meatcastlegameware.com’s very own THE BLOODFIELDS AT BLACKSTAR STATION.

Tickets while they last: www.gencon.com/events/297003/
July 10, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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SWAPPIN' BODIES LIVE. Get freaky with us on Friday @ Gen Con from 12-2pm. tkts: www.gencon.com/events/297004

Ft: @hannahplaysdnd.bsky.social @rundmg.bsky.social @freddiesroommate.bsky.social @brandonrkim.bsky.social @forrestcosplays.bsky.social @mozzarelle.bsky.social and @spooky-oh-no.bsky.social
July 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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TPT dives headlong into a Dirtbags! Misadventure sponsored by publisher @thedungeonskey.bsky.social. Four worthless scumbags will be launched into saccharine peril against their will in the pursuit of... well, interplanetary real estate. What could possibly go wrong?

Tune in Friday to find out.
Promotional poster for "Operation SH!T STORM" by The Panic Table, featuring illustrated characters in tactical gear and event details for May 30 at 7 PM ET on YouTube.
May 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Looming sasquatch-like in the bowels of a literal abandoned zoo in upstate new york: @spooky-oh-no.bsky.social
The image, possibly taken with night vision or a similar low-light technology resulting in a grainy, green-toned view, shows a person from the chest up. They appear to be wearing a camouflage-patterned jacket and a dark baseball cap worn backward. The person has a light complexion, a beard, and seems to be looking slightly off to the side with their mouth slightly open. The background is dark and indistinct, with some vertical lines visible on the left side, possibly suggesting a wall or some kind of structure. The overall lighting is dim, typical of night vision footage.
May 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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oops who's that handsome devil swearing on his mother's grave the cryopods you purchased have a strict no-return policy? Is that @brianflaherty.bsky.social?
A digitally composited image against a backdrop of white dots resembling stars shows three instances of the same person. The central figure faces forward, wearing glasses, a light-colored collared shirt, and a gray suit jacket. To the left, a profile view of the same person, also wearing glasses and the same attire, looks away from the center. To the right, the person is angled and smiling broadly, with their hands outstretched in a playful or exaggerated manner, maintaining the same glasses, shirt, and jacket.
May 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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NGL the footage from our VOIDSTREAM project is shaping up nicely. Here's a horrifying still image from "FIELD TRIP" ft @rowanmcstay.bsky.social and @aldermancy.bsky.social
Close-up view through a recording device interface shows an injured person with blood on their face and yellow hazmat suit. They appear quite distressed.. A timestamp and low battery icon are visible on the cyan-bordered frame. In the blurred background, another person in a yellow suit stands in a dimly lit, ominous setting.
May 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Tomorrow night we plunge (briefly, sordidly) into the world of TEETH by @marshdavies.bsky.social and @rossignol.bsky.social at 5:30pm ET to observe four gentlepersons run for their lives from a frothing horde of mutant pigs in real time on YouTube. Won't you join us?
#actualplay #ttrpg #horrorgaming
May 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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HELLO #TTRPG Weirdos. We are casting NYC-Based performers this month to collaborate in our VOIDSTREAM scifi horror found footage project.

Yes, the one on @backerkit.com for @mothership.bsky.social.

Please consider applying, or coercing your friends to do so.
February 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Oop looks like we are taking a spooky little Valentine’s detour through Forks, WA with @ohheyitsgina.bsky.social @brandonrkim.bsky.social @recoveringacademic.bsky.social @astralmarmot.bsky.social

Via @rowanrookanddecard.bsky.social

Produced @spooky-oh-no.bsky.social
Layout @dngnclub.itch.io
A posterized, red and black stylization of characters Edward Cullen and Bella Swan as depicted in the film TWILIGHT during the tree climbing scene. Much of the page is taken up by a brutalist white title that reads “Hold On Tight Spider Monkey: a Twilight-themed LIVE actual play Sunday Feb 16 8pm ET @thepanictable on YouTube. The center of the O in “On” is the eye icon logo mark of THE PANIC TABLE.
February 16, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Woof, but with a positive connotation
December 12, 2024 at 6:31 PM
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8PM TONIGHT: SIRIUS BUSINESS

LIVE #mothershipmonth AP with the cast of DOG EAT DOG: @hannahplaysdnd.bsky.social @zacwilliamsmith.bsky.social @shenuque.bsky.social

.... and special guest @moreblueberries.bsky.social

Of course, wardened by @spooky-oh-no.bsky.social

www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8Vo...
all of the information in the Post is accompanied by a spooky image of some kind of phantasmal dog filled with stars
December 11, 2024 at 12:04 AM
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Anything can happen in a Philadelphia Marriott
#paxu
#tistheseason
@tumidlynx.bsky.social
@spooky-oh-no.bsky.social
Luke Kimbro stands with his arms around Cameron Strittmatter, his front pressed into Cameron’s back as they look wistfully off into the distance.
December 7, 2024 at 12:50 PM
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you could make it 27. it could be you. Be the dog you want to see in the @mothership.bsky.social world.

Get fuzzy 🐶🍽️🐶.

CONSIDER BACKING DOG EAT DOG while time remains to do so. #mothershipmonth ends in SEVEN DAYS.

bit.ly/DOGeatDOG
DOG EAT DOG - a Mysterious Prison Campaign Setting for Mothership RPG The Panic Table 870 Followers Red Fern Kennel Club is the perfect campaign setting for prisoners seeking a unique form of canine rehabilitation. $26,898 of $5,000 goal 577 Backers 8 days left
December 3, 2024 at 3:08 AM
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and suddenly it was all worth it again 🫀
A screenshot of a youtube comment on the first episode of TPT's show "Unaccompanied Miners": @sahrahmuller1451 • 19 hours ago Okay. I gotta like, comment on this with a kind of live blogging style because this is so so good and I am not that far in but I need to yell how much I love this already. @sahrahmuller1451 • 19 hours ago 1. Not even 1 second in, knowing from the person who sent me here that it's about teenagers I recognize that pun in the title and appreciate greatly. 2. 24 Seconds in, as the GM says "Cameron 'Danger' Strittmatter" | know this will be good. Exactly my humor. 3. 8 minutes in I am pacing in the room from this amazing world that was built. WOW! The cost? AM I SUPPOSED TO BE NORMAL ABOUT THIS AND NOT FORCE A FRIEND TO WATCH WITH ME SO I CAN YELL ABOUT IT? Gosh can't wait to have the time to watch all of it.
December 2, 2024 at 6:20 PM
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Our #mothershipmonth one-shot run by @dngnclubgames.bsky.social veered into pandemonium.

Watch the @mothership.bsky.social madness:
www.youtube.com/live/5xUzZFS...

starring @ohheyitsgina.bsky.social, @spooky-oh-no.bsky.social, @dngnclubgames.bsky.social, @nurdrocks.bsky.social, and Alan Gerding.
three juxtaposed screen captures of the cast of "HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DOG" in streaming windows. The players-- including Gina Susanna, Cameron Strittmatter, Jack Panic, Nur-D, and Alan Gerding, progress from expressions of mortification to cackling bemusement to, in the final frame, only Alan and Gina are still visible, the other three are slumped over out of frame.
December 1, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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4 criminals, 1 fluffy unit of contraband, hundreds of things that could go wrong.

Watch Alan Gerding play #mothership with @nurdrocks.bsky.social and @ohheyitsgina.bsky.social and @dngnclubgames.bsky.social

How To Train Your Dog | Wages of Sin LIVE Actual Play
youtube.com/live/5xUzZFS...
November 30, 2024 at 3:50 AM