Panic! At Nabisco
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BCC: Türkiye
November 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
BCC: Türkiye
I heard he was gonna implement Cheerio law and force everyone to sit in milk until they get soggy and gross
November 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I heard he was gonna implement Cheerio law and force everyone to sit in milk until they get soggy and gross
Trump wine is what happens when I don't have a solid shit and I've been eating beets
November 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Trump wine is what happens when I don't have a solid shit and I've been eating beets
if the chicken that made everyone mad isn't named Caligula, I'm rioting
November 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
if the chicken that made everyone mad isn't named Caligula, I'm rioting
dude named his daughters after bones in the human body or some shit
November 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
dude named his daughters after bones in the human body or some shit
terrific stuff, terrific. I don't know what it's called but I'm being told it's tandoori
November 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
terrific stuff, terrific. I don't know what it's called but I'm being told it's tandoori
get busy pissin' or get busy dyin'
November 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
get busy pissin' or get busy dyin'
I was hiking in Peninsula State Park and I heard a mushroom say I looked fatter this year
November 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I was hiking in Peninsula State Park and I heard a mushroom say I looked fatter this year
Paul Bunyan never helped child predators talk to little Tommy down the street
November 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Paul Bunyan never helped child predators talk to little Tommy down the street
"you know how I've been eating a tablespoon of Vaseline every day and nothing bad has happened?"
November 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
"you know how I've been eating a tablespoon of Vaseline every day and nothing bad has happened?"
I'd use Sora to make videos of each tech bro billionaire screaming Khan but I don't wanna destroy thirty lakes to do it
November 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I'd use Sora to make videos of each tech bro billionaire screaming Khan but I don't wanna destroy thirty lakes to do it
the man was really good at drawing the same guy dying in every imaginable way
November 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
the man was really good at drawing the same guy dying in every imaginable way
I just noticed the paper. we're getting ketchup god dammit
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I just noticed the paper. we're getting ketchup god dammit
do they have A1 sauce or are we stuck with ketchup
November 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
do they have A1 sauce or are we stuck with ketchup
remember the scene when the older guy gets hit on the head by a wad of paper? like that. but with a chunk of French bread
November 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
remember the scene when the older guy gets hit on the head by a wad of paper? like that. but with a chunk of French bread
he'll immediately say nobody has told him this and he doesn't think it is true
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
he'll immediately say nobody has told him this and he doesn't think it is true
enough horseradish on a pastrami sandwich could blind a man!
November 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
enough horseradish on a pastrami sandwich could blind a man!
Margic the Gathering
November 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Margic the Gathering
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November 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
INTERNATIONAL GAYNESS 👨❤️💋👨👩❤️💋👩🌎🦞🍣🍤🍥🍘