Adam Mayhem
@panicandmayhem.bsky.social
Left X. Feeling cleaner already! Unfortunately just wishing all the insanity would go away, doesn’t mean it will. 🙄
Going back to the old bench-warmers to bring on players from the Reservatives to CONform.
January 17, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Going back to the old bench-warmers to bring on players from the Reservatives to CONform.
Oh Mr Benn, calm down. This always happens when you forget to change out of that brown shirt at the fancy dress shop!
January 14, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Oh Mr Benn, calm down. This always happens when you forget to change out of that brown shirt at the fancy dress shop!
More likely a Baldrick cunning plan on the horizon.
January 14, 2026 at 9:43 PM
More likely a Baldrick cunning plan on the horizon.
Working Theories…
Either 1 - he had bruises on the inside of his hand due to mishandling the gun when discharging, or 2 - he had bruises on the back of his hand after all the handshaking with his fellow fascists.
Either 1 - he had bruises on the inside of his hand due to mishandling the gun when discharging, or 2 - he had bruises on the back of his hand after all the handshaking with his fellow fascists.
January 14, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Working Theories…
Either 1 - he had bruises on the inside of his hand due to mishandling the gun when discharging, or 2 - he had bruises on the back of his hand after all the handshaking with his fellow fascists.
Either 1 - he had bruises on the inside of his hand due to mishandling the gun when discharging, or 2 - he had bruises on the back of his hand after all the handshaking with his fellow fascists.
Better late than never aid. It’s much nicer over here.
January 13, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Better late than never aid. It’s much nicer over here.
I am taking lots of little daily breaks to improve my bass guitar playing through sketchy practicing!
January 11, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I am taking lots of little daily breaks to improve my bass guitar playing through sketchy practicing!
Fuck Lindsey Graham. If he says this is happening it ain’t. He’s a hot air piece of piss. Where’s your sanctions on Russia Graham? We’ve been waiting fucking years!
January 10, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Fuck Lindsey Graham. If he says this is happening it ain’t. He’s a hot air piece of piss. Where’s your sanctions on Russia Graham? We’ve been waiting fucking years!
Get the fuck back out and protest Toad!
January 10, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Get the fuck back out and protest Toad!
I do not want grok to show me JD Vance exposed. 🤮
January 9, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I do not want grok to show me JD Vance exposed. 🤮
Russians are so useless. In the UK we managed to lose between 6x and 9x that amount in tax revenue just by leaving the EU, and didn’t have to waste a single shell!
January 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Russians are so useless. In the UK we managed to lose between 6x and 9x that amount in tax revenue just by leaving the EU, and didn’t have to waste a single shell!
Iron-ically you can only use that type of board if the sea is flat.
January 9, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Iron-ically you can only use that type of board if the sea is flat.
💯 - I left over a year ago, and even when I was there I blocked Musk. Now it has gone too far and UK needs to ban it.
January 9, 2026 at 12:09 PM
💯 - I left over a year ago, and even when I was there I blocked Musk. Now it has gone too far and UK needs to ban it.
It’s when the guy on the pavement says he voted MAGA to save America gets me. OK, personal interpretation but…
youtu.be/oIFLtNYI3Ls?...
youtu.be/oIFLtNYI3Ls?...
Radiohead - Just
YouTube video by Radiohead
youtu.be
January 3, 2026 at 1:17 AM
It’s when the guy on the pavement says he voted MAGA to save America gets me. OK, personal interpretation but…
youtu.be/oIFLtNYI3Ls?...
youtu.be/oIFLtNYI3Ls?...
No. Fuck. Sorry. Happy 2026, I hope. Keep up the good fight tho.
January 1, 2026 at 3:00 AM
No. Fuck. Sorry. Happy 2026, I hope. Keep up the good fight tho.
Here’s wishing a festive new year to you and all your chums on Festive Road. I hope plenty of new adventures lie behind the magic changing room back door in 2026. 🍾
December 31, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Here’s wishing a festive new year to you and all your chums on Festive Road. I hope plenty of new adventures lie behind the magic changing room back door in 2026. 🍾
We know how vain Trump is. I reckon Zelenskyy should just say to Trump, “If you kick the Russians out of Ukraine, we’ll rename Donbas to Donaldbas and make you patron saint of Ukraine.” Let’s see if Trump can avoid that temptation or what Putin would do to outbid him.
December 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
We know how vain Trump is. I reckon Zelenskyy should just say to Trump, “If you kick the Russians out of Ukraine, we’ll rename Donbas to Donaldbas and make you patron saint of Ukraine.” Let’s see if Trump can avoid that temptation or what Putin would do to outbid him.
Thanks Mark. These days even small messages of joy are a welcome relief vs the usual daily madness. Glad you had a good day. I did too. Seasons greeting to you and yours, and to all the sane ones left in the world. 😃
December 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Thanks Mark. These days even small messages of joy are a welcome relief vs the usual daily madness. Glad you had a good day. I did too. Seasons greeting to you and yours, and to all the sane ones left in the world. 😃