xie lian, very earnestly: okay so im a rock and you're a willow tree. but we're separated by a stream
hua cheng, so horny he's about to fucking pass out: yes gege. sounds good

Literally, I had to start this game over *twice* because of Wiegraf. Fuck fuck fuck this guy. What a rush it was to finally beat him.

My first year at PAX East in 2010 we got a free keyboard, free mouse, dozens of free card and board games. Vouchers and codes for free games and beta access. Free skin codes for tons of different games.
Now you like...get a chance to win a spot in a 4-hour line for a crappy demo. Its horseshit.

I think we walked away with hundreds of dollars of swag for a $50 ticket. It used to be *worth it* to go.
Big cons don't have to beg for attendees anymore so of course swag bags are non-existant, tickets are a fortune, and the events themselves are crowded as shit and utter ass.

And a Stella. Saintly.