Only owl I know about! Lots of people tour the Sea, went to check it out. The owl was kind of lame. Wait, ToWEL... oh. I mean, close enough to an owl? Rearrange the letters and you got a magnum opus! Or... whatever that means. #BIRDWATCHING

Honestly, while in my vlogs it seemed like I had everything under control, I don't know how to operate a camera. Like, dude, how do I zoom out of this photo? IT'S LITERALLY MY RIGHT EYE.

Was wrapping up my final vlog video and JUST found out what dementia means! Turns out that murder was actually tax evasion, but like, they're still charging me? I'm so confused what the murder was. They arrested me in Egypt for the tax evastion though. #DEMENTIALEARNER

#POLITICALINJUSTICE I THINK IM BEING FRAMED FOR MURDER GUYS... THEY CONVICTED ME FOR UM, "MURDER", BUT LIKE I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING. Who's Pieface?

To be frank, for a performer they don't appear to like jokes! Dude, I was trying to be NICE and feed the nations back at Interstellar Gate (more specifically the Panelling Barricades nation) with a DELICIOUS PIE. I guess Pieface had a TOTAL MELTDOWN. They're IGNORING ME. #TOXICRELATIONSHIPS

Not how I remember it. #NOTMYCOUNTRY