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Lesbian. Norse Pagan. NJ Devils fan. 10b Gardener. Home baker. So many pets. Democrat. Leather woman
All those shirtless pics of the Macklin Celebrini interview are starting to annoy me. Nico needs to do a topless interview and restore our honor. We’re the sexiest dang it #njdevils
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Fuck NHL Network. All my homies hate NHL Network
November 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Between the “quiet, piggy” and the Nuzzi discourse today must be an incredibly disheartening day to be a woman journalist
November 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Reading Atlas Shrugged can’t be good for the healing process; someone please give Jack Hughes some Steinbeck #njdevils
November 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Nemo the hero!
November 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Gods I hope Jesper Bratt is out to start the second period #njdevils
November 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The hockey gods are really angry for some reason
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
FUCK YOU, SOUTH PARK YOU CAN’T DO THAT TO TOTORO!
November 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Maybe trump spent hours with a sex trafficking victim at Epstein’s house because he was getting directions away from Epstein’s house
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
New Orleans bbq shrimp. Came out great but I couldn’t find shrimp with the heads on. I’ll keep looking
November 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Winning in the dreaded shootout! Jake the snake deserved this win! #njdevils
November 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Jesper Bratt loves us and wants us to be happy
November 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
JBITBPITNHL #njdevils
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Palat has scored! #nidevils
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I’m rewatching Arcane and I’m not sure if it’s an unpopular opinion but I HATE Caitlyn. It kills me that the lesbian representation is both a 1% ruling family and a cop!
November 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Fools! They’ve created a million Curtis Sliwas
November 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I wish Cory Booker had more juice; I wanna vote for a Devils fan
November 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I wonder how many times trump’s handlers have tried to explain political asylum to him. He still thinks asylum seekers escaped from insane asylums. They just don’t have the flash cards
November 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The NHL season should go on pause until Brett Pesce returns to play for the Devils. There must be an Italian in New Jersey; it’s a white walker situation #njdevils
November 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Goalie point! Go Marky! #njdevils
November 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Mercdawg with the shorty! I ducking love shorthanded goals #njdevils
November 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
There is no justice in the world but at least Xi Jinping had to smell Donald Trump
October 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I hate western conference hockey games. Puck drop at 9pm?! Not everyone is on cocaine #njdevils
October 28, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Jack Hughes in OT for 8 in a row! #njdevils
October 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I’m eating grits and Grits scored first. You’re welcome
October 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM