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What the shit how did you get my cat Justin
October 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I had a good take.
August 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
The good news for them is that we live in an advanced age where boots can be manufactured with straps for even the disabled.
August 21, 2025 at 1:00 PM
So my bet is that his America party thing will basically have the lifecycle and span of a 2000-era 14 year old's first geocities site. An initial burst of effort only to become a lingering amusing eyesore.
July 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Unfortunately the other thing Elon frequently does is come off ket hits after a week and lose enthusiasm in whatever he was just manic about. It's a coin flip as to whether he's going to materialize a shitty product (cybertruck) or let an announced product wither on the vine (Optimus robots lol).
July 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Yeah every press conference question and answer is like

"President Trump, will you <wildly unconstitutional action>?"

"We're definitely looking into it, I'll have big news in two weeks about that, it'll be beautiful, everyone will love it."
July 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
That calculus still relies on Cuomo having any juice to motivate any people to vote for him. Source needed for that one.
June 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This talking point isn't it. Meet with your team and try to hammer out a new one.
June 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I'm not sure why, but I didn't have that kind of emotional journey in the game. Loved the art direction, music, simplicity of gameplay, and it had one of the best jump scares I've experienced in gaming, but I just didn't quite connect with it the way I did with a few others (e.g. Outer Wilds).
May 28, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Look out RIPline, you're not the only machine that kills children!
April 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
"They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words." -Sartre
March 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
It loses some style points for including the name of the state in the flag. Otherwise perfection, no notes.
December 24, 2024 at 4:46 PM
December 11, 2024 at 11:37 PM
I knew this was fake when you said Bill Maher was supporting a funny comedian. I'm so smart.
February 16, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Detroit Lions saw this post and took it personally.
September 8, 2023 at 4:29 PM
She could have simply not run for reelection! She could have retired! Either she is addicted to power or has been manipulated by people around her for half a decade.

In either case, mocking the situation is perhaps the only direct means available to point out how fucked up it is.
September 8, 2023 at 4:28 PM