Panda Valentine
@pandavalentine.bsky.social
Aussie girl living in US. FFXIV screenshots, Cosplay and Vodka.
Sometimes art. Mostly sarcasm.
Sometimes art. Mostly sarcasm.
Shout out to my lactose intolerant baddies.
I know y’all about to make some poor decisions tomorrow.
I know y’all about to make some poor decisions tomorrow.
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Shout out to my lactose intolerant baddies.
I know y’all about to make some poor decisions tomorrow.
I know y’all about to make some poor decisions tomorrow.
Now that I have your attention.
It’s time defrost your turkey
It’s time defrost your turkey
November 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Now that I have your attention.
It’s time defrost your turkey
It’s time defrost your turkey
I do love this time of year. Coming upstairs to see the tree gently twinkling
November 18, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I do love this time of year. Coming upstairs to see the tree gently twinkling
Am I had some weeeeird dreams last night. My brain was doing some heavy work processing everything that happened last week.
My dog under the blankets; Same, girl. Same. (Sound up!)
My dog under the blankets; Same, girl. Same. (Sound up!)
November 15, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Am I had some weeeeird dreams last night. My brain was doing some heavy work processing everything that happened last week.
My dog under the blankets; Same, girl. Same. (Sound up!)
My dog under the blankets; Same, girl. Same. (Sound up!)
Not the best photos as I was tired and stiff and had been in the costume all day before this was taken but proof of life, Moon Fairy Jinshi from Apothecary Diaries.
Saw 3 Maomao’s. Hugged 3 Maomao’s (with consent of course)
Saw 3 Maomao’s. Hugged 3 Maomao’s (with consent of course)
November 9, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Not the best photos as I was tired and stiff and had been in the costume all day before this was taken but proof of life, Moon Fairy Jinshi from Apothecary Diaries.
Saw 3 Maomao’s. Hugged 3 Maomao’s (with consent of course)
Saw 3 Maomao’s. Hugged 3 Maomao’s (with consent of course)
Another Maddy costume for the ever growing list of Maddy costumes I will totally get around to someday
November 8, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Another Maddy costume for the ever growing list of Maddy costumes I will totally get around to someday
What gender do you identify as?
( ) Male
( ) Female
( ) Option 3
( ) Unexpected item in bagging area
( ) Switzerland
#shitposting #memes #funnierinmyhead
( ) Male
( ) Female
( ) Option 3
( ) Unexpected item in bagging area
( ) Switzerland
#shitposting #memes #funnierinmyhead
November 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
What gender do you identify as?
( ) Male
( ) Female
( ) Option 3
( ) Unexpected item in bagging area
( ) Switzerland
#shitposting #memes #funnierinmyhead
( ) Male
( ) Female
( ) Option 3
( ) Unexpected item in bagging area
( ) Switzerland
#shitposting #memes #funnierinmyhead
I should be allowed to call I customer out on their bullshit per day.
Not curse or scream. Just look them dead in the eye and tell them “no, we did not” when they lie right in my damn face that we told them incorrect information.
Not curse or scream. Just look them dead in the eye and tell them “no, we did not” when they lie right in my damn face that we told them incorrect information.
November 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I should be allowed to call I customer out on their bullshit per day.
Not curse or scream. Just look them dead in the eye and tell them “no, we did not” when they lie right in my damn face that we told them incorrect information.
Not curse or scream. Just look them dead in the eye and tell them “no, we did not” when they lie right in my damn face that we told them incorrect information.
Jinshi wig…. 80% done
November 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Jinshi wig…. 80% done
He looks traumatised.
Good.
Good.
November 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
He looks traumatised.
Good.
Good.
To be fair getting fully black out doesn’t sound fun anymore at my age but a nice cheap buzz sounds nice
October 31, 2025 at 3:24 PM
To be fair getting fully black out doesn’t sound fun anymore at my age but a nice cheap buzz sounds nice
Sometimes when she breathes it looks like an octopus
October 31, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Sometimes when she breathes it looks like an octopus
“Rotisserie” sushi aka revolving sushi if you don’t have a dumb brain and keep forgetting the word revolving
October 27, 2025 at 12:56 PM
“Rotisserie” sushi aka revolving sushi if you don’t have a dumb brain and keep forgetting the word revolving
Love how every vet I’ve ever been to doesn’t take wall-ins when I need one but when I make an appointment, they’re always running 30 minutes late because of a walk-in.
October 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Love how every vet I’ve ever been to doesn’t take wall-ins when I need one but when I make an appointment, they’re always running 30 minutes late because of a walk-in.
People (men) keep staring and I keep thinking I have something on my shirt and then I remember ...
I have my tits out.
I’d stare at my boobs too.
I have my tits out.
I’d stare at my boobs too.
October 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
People (men) keep staring and I keep thinking I have something on my shirt and then I remember ...
I have my tits out.
I’d stare at my boobs too.
I have my tits out.
I’d stare at my boobs too.
Just a couple of besties
October 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Just a couple of besties
October 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
As someone who naturally wakes up between 4:45 and 6AM every morning, no matter when I went to bed, I feel this is every bone I got.
October 7, 2025 at 12:59 PM
As someone who naturally wakes up between 4:45 and 6AM every morning, no matter when I went to bed, I feel this is every bone I got.
Pretending to be a fae thing that is only 99% passing as human
October 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Pretending to be a fae thing that is only 99% passing as human
It’s witch bitch season kiddies
October 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
It’s witch bitch season kiddies
As someone whose Father died from asbestos exposure this funny in a “humanity is doomed” kinda way
October 2, 2025 at 11:27 AM
As someone whose Father died from asbestos exposure this funny in a “humanity is doomed” kinda way
Lisa and Tony endeavouring to be Those People on Halloween 🤣 #halloween #newengland #amazing #jealousy
September 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Lisa and Tony endeavouring to be Those People on Halloween 🤣 #halloween #newengland #amazing #jealousy
September 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM