We had a high of 84° today. I’m not saying that just because the rest of the United States is freezing. But I am.
January 26, 2026 at 12:07 AM
We had a high of 84° today. I’m not saying that just because the rest of the United States is freezing. But I am.
Some people say global warming is a hoax perpetrated by the Chinese.
But I say show me the receipts!
But I say show me the receipts!
January 25, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Some people say global warming is a hoax perpetrated by the Chinese.
But I say show me the receipts!
But I say show me the receipts!
One thing I do enjoy about Florida is the unexpected and unkempt wildlife around here.
January 24, 2026 at 6:07 AM
One thing I do enjoy about Florida is the unexpected and unkempt wildlife around here.
Where I live now has a resident bear.
January 24, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Where I live now has a resident bear.
A nigga that hasn’t texted me since 2024 told me that he missed me the other day and I haven’t responded because I just don’t understand how that could be.
January 24, 2026 at 5:49 AM
A nigga that hasn’t texted me since 2024 told me that he missed me the other day and I haven’t responded because I just don’t understand how that could be.
This is how my first ex-husband got me. smh
When she don’t know you speak more than one language and hear when she talking noise in another language you know >>>>
when she speaks more than one language >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
January 24, 2026 at 5:03 AM
This is how my first ex-husband got me. smh
I’ve been counting down the days since winter solstice.
56 days until Spring
January 24, 2026 at 4:59 AM
I’ve been counting down the days since winter solstice.
Ok so I’ve been single since me and my ex broke up in 2021. And surprisingly, being single gets easier by the day.
January 24, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Ok so I’ve been single since me and my ex broke up in 2021. And surprisingly, being single gets easier by the day.
I wanted to keep my .art domain for my bluesky @ but GoDaddy wants to charge me $100 to "recover" it. They can kiss my whole ass.
January 24, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I wanted to keep my .art domain for my bluesky @ but GoDaddy wants to charge me $100 to "recover" it. They can kiss my whole ass.
I haven’t watched Sinners yet. Going to do that now.
January 24, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I haven’t watched Sinners yet. Going to do that now.
Xfinity keeps sending me emails about a $6 balance that I owe them. I laugh every time it hits my inbox.
January 24, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Xfinity keeps sending me emails about a $6 balance that I owe them. I laugh every time it hits my inbox.
Cop body cam footage has been my guilty pleasure for that last year. Most of it comes from Florida but that meant nothing to me... until I moved here. Now every other video seems like it's from Orlando.
January 24, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Cop body cam footage has been my guilty pleasure for that last year. Most of it comes from Florida but that meant nothing to me... until I moved here. Now every other video seems like it's from Orlando.
I put Bluey on for the dogs to watch while I'm at work. I'm that pet parent now lol.
January 24, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I put Bluey on for the dogs to watch while I'm at work. I'm that pet parent now lol.
I’ve been training at this new job for two weeks and I still don’t know the purpose the company serves outside of inconveniencing and frustrating patients.
January 23, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I’ve been training at this new job for two weeks and I still don’t know the purpose the company serves outside of inconveniencing and frustrating patients.
What I like about Orlando so far is that it’s a tourist city. There’s always so much to do here.
January 23, 2026 at 4:42 AM
What I like about Orlando so far is that it’s a tourist city. There’s always so much to do here.
Whew lord I’m drunk. trying to wake up at 5:30am tomorrow is going to be so tragic.
January 23, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Whew lord I’m drunk. trying to wake up at 5:30am tomorrow is going to be so tragic.
Judge Judy is the perfect comfort show.
January 23, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Judge Judy is the perfect comfort show.
Mentally, I'm ok. But I also say this as I'm sipping on a 4-pack of Cutwaters from a Stanley-sized cup.
January 23, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Mentally, I'm ok. But I also say this as I'm sipping on a 4-pack of Cutwaters from a Stanley-sized cup.
Working for a startup is crazy because it's like damn, the most knowledgeable amongst us on the job has only been doing this for 18 months?
January 23, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Working for a startup is crazy because it's like damn, the most knowledgeable amongst us on the job has only been doing this for 18 months?
ok so boom. I'm in Orlando. Working for a healthcare adjacent startup company. Since last week. It's been... interesting.
January 23, 2026 at 3:53 AM
ok so boom. I'm in Orlando. Working for a healthcare adjacent startup company. Since last week. It's been... interesting.
I'm alive. New city. New job. Same me.
January 23, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I'm alive. New city. New job. Same me.
I miss my solitude and the sound of silence. So bad.
November 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I miss my solitude and the sound of silence. So bad.
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LMFAOOOOOOO nah as soon as that shit gives the first chirp I gotta get it changed. I can’t have that kind of chaos in my life. It gives me anxiety.
November 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
LMFAOOOOOOO nah as soon as that shit gives the first chirp I gotta get it changed. I can’t have that kind of chaos in my life. It gives me anxiety.
Outback had the best Veterans Day offer/discount today.
November 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Outback had the best Veterans Day offer/discount today.