@pandapal.bsky.social
George Walker?IBarelyKnew'er Bush
September 20, 2025 at 10:13 AM
George Walker?IBarelyKnew'er Bush
George HomeWork Bush
September 20, 2025 at 10:11 AM
George HomeWork Bush
Just got big bonaer, this acetaminophen strong asf 😐
September 20, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Just got big bonaer, this acetaminophen strong asf 😐
Just hallucinated football commentators, this acetaminophen strong asf 😐
September 20, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Just hallucinated football commentators, this acetaminophen strong asf 😐
"Well we're in California"
"No this is LA"
"No this is LA"
September 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
"Well we're in California"
"No this is LA"
"No this is LA"
Need me an autistic furry with no gag reflex
August 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Need me an autistic furry with no gag reflex
Is yur pussy dwippin
August 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Is yur pussy dwippin
Being politically active is crazy cuz ur post-nut clarity could take the form of Nancy Pelosi
August 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Being politically active is crazy cuz ur post-nut clarity could take the form of Nancy Pelosi
Boykisser wouldn't have me behaving out of character
August 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Boykisser wouldn't have me behaving out of character
if I tweet about cock one more time people are gonna start thinking I'm gay
August 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
if I tweet about cock one more time people are gonna start thinking I'm gay
Me when I use a magnifying glass to observe my cock in broad daylight but the concentrated sunlight lights my pubes on fire so my behavior changes (I scream) (Thomas Young reference)
August 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Me when I use a magnifying glass to observe my cock in broad daylight but the concentrated sunlight lights my pubes on fire so my behavior changes (I scream) (Thomas Young reference)
Whichever blessed German man invented putting brownie in ice cream deserves a gaggy blowjob
July 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Whichever blessed German man invented putting brownie in ice cream deserves a gaggy blowjob
Proximity-boiled egg
July 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Proximity-boiled egg
"I don't want to taste the taste of dick"
Then why you suckin????
Then why you suckin????
July 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
"I don't want to taste the taste of dick"
Then why you suckin????
Then why you suckin????
Watching Jack and Jill #ShatterABottleInMyLargeIntestine
July 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Watching Jack and Jill #ShatterABottleInMyLargeIntestine
An animal hospital is just a regular hospital to a freak like me
July 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
An animal hospital is just a regular hospital to a freak like me
Putting melatonin gummies in a cup of Nyquil like hot cocoa with marshmallows
July 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Putting melatonin gummies in a cup of Nyquil like hot cocoa with marshmallows
Maybe the real diagnosis was the Wilsons we made along the way #VietnamWar
July 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Maybe the real diagnosis was the Wilsons we made along the way #VietnamWar
Putting caffeine pills in a cup of espresso like hot cocoa with marshmallows
July 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Putting caffeine pills in a cup of espresso like hot cocoa with marshmallows
Yo this nazi's spitting bars
May 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Yo this nazi's spitting bars
It's always "support local artists" until I graffiti gay furry porn on the side of an ambulance
May 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
It's always "support local artists" until I graffiti gay furry porn on the side of an ambulance
I screamed at the void and it kissed me lightly on the cheek with passion and a little bit of lust back
May 1, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I screamed at the void and it kissed me lightly on the cheek with passion and a little bit of lust back
Would you still love me if I wasn't a worm
May 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Would you still love me if I wasn't a worm