Sam R.
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Sam R.
@pandaburrie.bsky.social
Occasional astronomer, terrible writer, part time sarcastic asshole, full time fiend.

I also write for my Substack Pondering in the Wilderness if you want to see my ramblings:

https://substack.com/@ponderinginthewilderness
Glad I didn’t throw mine out from last season. It’s always so hard to find it on the shelves last minute when the season starts.
June 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
(There’s only five emoji skin tones, not counting yellow, and there are 3 emojis of the globe. Don’t @ me, I had to make it even for my own sanity.)
May 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Oh, that’s because they have been. That was the entire project of Third Way and Neoliberalism.
April 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
How f—ing dare you mention an ongoing economic problem?! What are you? A criminal?
(Joke, obviously)
April 27, 2025 at 4:08 AM
So you’re saying it will be winking with an anime smile? /jk
April 20, 2025 at 5:16 AM
A few weeks before the inauguration I moved all of my 401k investments into long term bonds and extremely conservative funds. By far the best decision I think I’ve ever made in my life.
April 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Fucking beautifully Kafkaesque. 10/10 - no notes 👏
March 19, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I changed it to Musk and got 48 kmph. It’s in the elbow.

Thank you for your service ma’am 🫡
March 19, 2025 at 11:28 AM
March 14, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I’d argue that the facade of it not existing has just been stripped away.

Money buying and dismantling opposition is how the government has always operated.
March 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Don’t need to set up an oligarchy when it’s been established and given complete control for decades.
March 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM