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Is he dead yet?
Are we great yet?
#fdt
Are we great yet?
#fdt
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Thank you, Donald Jessica Trump, for inspiring me to write a fantasy novel about how much of a self-destructive moron you are. I'll call it "The King Is About To Die, and It's All His Fault" Don't fret, the antagonist won't share your name/appearance. Just your shitty personality.
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tRUMPSTEIN IS DESTROYING OUR CONSTITUTION!!
1st Amendment: GONE
Right to Assemble
Freedom of Religion
Freedom of Speech
Freedom of the Press
Right to Petition
2nd Amendment: GONE
Right to Keep & Bear Arms
4th Amendment: GONE
Unreasonable Searches &
Seizures
1st Amendment: GONE
Right to Assemble
Freedom of Religion
Freedom of Speech
Freedom of the Press
Right to Petition
2nd Amendment: GONE
Right to Keep & Bear Arms
4th Amendment: GONE
Unreasonable Searches &
Seizures
January 26, 2026 at 4:51 PM
tRUMPSTEIN IS DESTROYING OUR CONSTITUTION!!
1st Amendment: GONE
Right to Assemble
Freedom of Religion
Freedom of Speech
Freedom of the Press
Right to Petition
2nd Amendment: GONE
Right to Keep & Bear Arms
4th Amendment: GONE
Unreasonable Searches &
Seizures
1st Amendment: GONE
Right to Assemble
Freedom of Religion
Freedom of Speech
Freedom of the Press
Right to Petition
2nd Amendment: GONE
Right to Keep & Bear Arms
4th Amendment: GONE
Unreasonable Searches &
Seizures
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She warned us all. Nobody wanted to listen. She was right about all of it. He’s even more unhinged than we imagined. We could be just living our peaceful lives right now.
But, no.
But, no.
January 26, 2026 at 1:23 AM
She warned us all. Nobody wanted to listen. She was right about all of it. He’s even more unhinged than we imagined. We could be just living our peaceful lives right now.
But, no.
But, no.
Donald Trump has a violence fetish! Every time ICE murders/kidnaps people, he jerks off in the white house. Change my mind; I dare you!
January 26, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Donald Trump has a violence fetish! Every time ICE murders/kidnaps people, he jerks off in the white house. Change my mind; I dare you!
As for the protagonist, she'll be an asexual daughter of immigrants who can read, run and is a self made millionaire (no loan from her parents required).
January 20, 2026 at 7:52 PM
As for the protagonist, she'll be an asexual daughter of immigrants who can read, run and is a self made millionaire (no loan from her parents required).
Thank you, Donald Jessica Trump, for inspiring me to write a fantasy novel about how much of a self-destructive moron you are. I'll call it "The King Is About To Die, and It's All His Fault" Don't fret, the antagonist won't share your name/appearance. Just your shitty personality.
January 20, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Thank you, Donald Jessica Trump, for inspiring me to write a fantasy novel about how much of a self-destructive moron you are. I'll call it "The King Is About To Die, and It's All His Fault" Don't fret, the antagonist won't share your name/appearance. Just your shitty personality.
38 minutes late for work but at least I'm not a domestic terrorist trying to take Greenland by force. #ishedeadyet
January 19, 2026 at 4:53 PM
38 minutes late for work but at least I'm not a domestic terrorist trying to take Greenland by force. #ishedeadyet
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Today would be a GREAT day to release the Epstein files.
January 14, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Today would be a GREAT day to release the Epstein files.
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U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
December 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
27 minutes late to work and spilled a large drink during rush hour. But at least I'm not a pedophile protector or a pro-lifer approving of bombs dropping on Palestine babies.
January 15, 2026 at 5:56 PM
27 minutes late to work and spilled a large drink during rush hour. But at least I'm not a pedophile protector or a pro-lifer approving of bombs dropping on Palestine babies.
I’ve signed up to attend the rally with Indivisible Rhode Island on Sunday, Jan 11, 2026. Are you free to join me? Use this link to sign up: mobilize.us/s/3G8GtX
ICE Out for Good · Indivisible Rhode Island
On Wednesday, January 7th, an American citizen, Renee Nicole Good, was killed by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) in Minneapolis, Minnesota. This killing is part of a broader pattern of unche...
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January 10, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I’ve signed up to attend the rally with Indivisible Rhode Island on Sunday, Jan 11, 2026. Are you free to join me? Use this link to sign up: mobilize.us/s/3G8GtX
Customer: "how about you give me a smile?"
Me: 😐
Customer: "you don't want to smile?"
Me: "not if I'm commanded to."
I was tempted to ask for a joke. Give me something to smile about, asshole!
Me: 😐
Customer: "you don't want to smile?"
Me: "not if I'm commanded to."
I was tempted to ask for a joke. Give me something to smile about, asshole!
January 7, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Customer: "how about you give me a smile?"
Me: 😐
Customer: "you don't want to smile?"
Me: "not if I'm commanded to."
I was tempted to ask for a joke. Give me something to smile about, asshole!
Me: 😐
Customer: "you don't want to smile?"
Me: "not if I'm commanded to."
I was tempted to ask for a joke. Give me something to smile about, asshole!
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WOW! This ad cuts clear to the bone. 11 years to the day after Sandy Hook massacre... and a day after Brown University shooting and... I lived just 25 miles away, and a few days before a guaranteed next mass shooting in America.
Fuck "thoughts & prayers!"
mothersfordemocracy.org/
Fuck "thoughts & prayers!"
mothersfordemocracy.org/
December 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
WOW! This ad cuts clear to the bone. 11 years to the day after Sandy Hook massacre... and a day after Brown University shooting and... I lived just 25 miles away, and a few days before a guaranteed next mass shooting in America.
Fuck "thoughts & prayers!"
mothersfordemocracy.org/
Fuck "thoughts & prayers!"
mothersfordemocracy.org/
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If Trump is innocent, prove it.
If you're a politician and don't support rapists or pedophiles, prove it.
If you're a politician and aren't complicit in Epstein's crimes, prove it.
Release the Epstein files.
If you're a politician and don't support rapists or pedophiles, prove it.
If you're a politician and aren't complicit in Epstein's crimes, prove it.
Release the Epstein files.
December 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
If Trump is innocent, prove it.
If you're a politician and don't support rapists or pedophiles, prove it.
If you're a politician and aren't complicit in Epstein's crimes, prove it.
Release the Epstein files.
If you're a politician and don't support rapists or pedophiles, prove it.
If you're a politician and aren't complicit in Epstein's crimes, prove it.
Release the Epstein files.
"Blaming America is like blaming McDonald's for obesity. We must be obedient to God for things to change."
Please correct me if I'm wrong, but is that not a fucked up thing to say after a tragedy?
Please correct me if I'm wrong, but is that not a fucked up thing to say after a tragedy?
December 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
"Blaming America is like blaming McDonald's for obesity. We must be obedient to God for things to change."
Please correct me if I'm wrong, but is that not a fucked up thing to say after a tragedy?
Please correct me if I'm wrong, but is that not a fucked up thing to say after a tragedy?
Fuck the NRA for valuling weapons of mass destruction over human lives. Fuck Charlie Kirk for saying mass shootings are necessary for keeping the second amendment. Fuck the shooter who went to Brown University to kill innocent people because they couldn't control their emotions.
December 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Fuck the NRA for valuling weapons of mass destruction over human lives. Fuck Charlie Kirk for saying mass shootings are necessary for keeping the second amendment. Fuck the shooter who went to Brown University to kill innocent people because they couldn't control their emotions.
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There's an active shooter somewhere on Brown University campus. I live near Brown University. I'm terrified of leaving this coffee shop. Fuck this country man!! Stop favoring guns over lives!!
December 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
There's an active shooter somewhere on Brown University campus. I live near Brown University. I'm terrified of leaving this coffee shop. Fuck this country man!! Stop favoring guns over lives!!
Every time my boss plays Taylor Swift songs on the Alexa speaker, we get a swarm of customers. That can only mean one thing: Taylor Swift is a witch. Change my mind, I dare you!
December 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Every time my boss plays Taylor Swift songs on the Alexa speaker, we get a swarm of customers. That can only mean one thing: Taylor Swift is a witch. Change my mind, I dare you!
I was having a rough day but just saw a truck with a "Trump is a piece of shit" bumper sticker. Feeling better now 😊
December 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I was having a rough day but just saw a truck with a "Trump is a piece of shit" bumper sticker. Feeling better now 😊
If I had a nickel for every time customers could see that we're closed but still tried to order something, I'd have a lot of nickels.
November 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
If I had a nickel for every time customers could see that we're closed but still tried to order something, I'd have a lot of nickels.
I spy, with my little eye, a douch wearing a sweater memorializing white supremacy #charliekirkisnotamartyr
November 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I spy, with my little eye, a douch wearing a sweater memorializing white supremacy #charliekirkisnotamartyr
I stopped celebrating Thanksgiving years ago. If ya'll are so grateful for what you have, why are you spending the day after shopping til your bank account goes in the red? Quit lying; Black Friday deals are what I'm thankful for and so are you! #shopoholic #blackfriday
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I stopped celebrating Thanksgiving years ago. If ya'll are so grateful for what you have, why are you spending the day after shopping til your bank account goes in the red? Quit lying; Black Friday deals are what I'm thankful for and so are you! #shopoholic #blackfriday
Donald Trump is such an evil, ugly man. I never knew anyone could be so shamelessly sadistic. I can't sleep; I'm so disturbed by him. He is truly Adolf Hitler reincarnated (but much more stupid and a pedo). God help us all.
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Donald Trump is such an evil, ugly man. I never knew anyone could be so shamelessly sadistic. I can't sleep; I'm so disturbed by him. He is truly Adolf Hitler reincarnated (but much more stupid and a pedo). God help us all.
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