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Barbara Wanless For Now
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Ghostwriter, Author & Knackered Editor, finishing one novel just for me before I gracefully compost.
Bizarre! I read this as playing With 'Jo...
June 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Fertilise "Little" Alex Horne by planting him in cow pats while he's Out Standing in His Field = Fecund Alex Horne!
June 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Was it the Four-legged Sooth?
June 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
1981, arriving at my programming courses at 6 a.m. to rub so many Little People (the green text adventure said "dwarves") that I broke the code and spent the rest of my time avoiding furious students, camouflaged as a Cobol compiler...
June 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I'm a Brit/Canuck, living west of Toronto and from just local experiences: Don't enter or change planes in the non-United Fanatical States of DONerica! Any negative quotes, media, etc., on your person will flag you. The best result is being denied entry.
June 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Or, The Farage Mind?
June 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I fled the Rusty Witch for Canada in '85 straight into -42 in a kagool = eyes froze over, all nostril moisture became snotcicles and my lips cracked and bled when I smiled. Still smiling coz it's a Dry Cold.
June 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Or an Angora willy-warmer?
June 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
A Man Out Standing in His Field.
June 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
But, they're naked, in trees and chucking their turds at each other.
June 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
But that would make him Irish!
June 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Or there's Another T'Other Simon...into infinity...
June 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Right on, Sister! And what about Miss Muffet and the glorification of grooming underagers?
June 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Now any snowflake allergic to seafood won't watch it.
June 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
But, imagine if they were interchangeable...snorting Cadbury's and a five-some.
June 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Go literal! Stick them on oversized dartboards and let male sheep go at 'em!
December 29, 2024 at 5:30 AM
Love your fuzzy navel - no Initial Caps nor alcohol intended x
December 28, 2024 at 2:24 PM
And those whom are trying to curb their addictions to digital masturbation.
December 28, 2024 at 2:22 PM
And Tony Soprano fed the ducks on his swimming pool! Mind you, drinking too much of the chlorinated water will poison their internal organs and drown the ducklings, which lack protective feather oils and the height to get out of the water. Ah well, another non-point made...
December 28, 2024 at 2:18 PM
I don't get the joke! That's my exact recipe for this all-day delicacy Ha&Ha (I refuse to LOL).
December 28, 2024 at 2:08 PM
And how come none of us lifelong Feminists (including ancient me) haven't created a superior word for the 'movement?' My gender advocacy has always been in aggressive contravention of every aspect of the male-designated/defined term "feminine!" In fact, my vomit-reflex is welded to the colour pink.
December 28, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Sadly, nowadays all I see is gross misogyny and miserable, closet poofters!
December 28, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Not to mention 35 years of China's "One Child Policy," which saw the murder of so many baby/infant girls. However, this is merely the latest in centuries of gendercide caused by cultures in which dowries and the self-immolation of juvenile widows have destroyed any kind of global, gender parity.
December 28, 2024 at 1:55 PM