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@pancakeparadox.bsky.social
Dragging myself through life like a half-flattened raccoon on the freeway. Once upon a time, I was an amateur critic until the global epistemological collapse happened. 30⬆️
Today, I saw the sea. I'm no longer afraid. Avatar by @thetitsofmio.bsky.social
Today, I saw the sea. I'm no longer afraid. Avatar by @thetitsofmio.bsky.social
This is what my meme Smeargle looked like in Sun/Moon after I taught it Spore/Recover/Night Shade/Dragon Rage or something like that
November 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
This is what my meme Smeargle looked like in Sun/Moon after I taught it Spore/Recover/Night Shade/Dragon Rage or something like that
the anemic Pikachu named "Peakychu" is a stroke of loc genius
November 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
the anemic Pikachu named "Peakychu" is a stroke of loc genius
I haven't watched the Pokopia trailer yet, but I'm loving that there are variant pokemon endemic to the game with presumably no intent to make them attainable "formes" in pokemon proper.
Mosslax is my guy right here. Already I love it with my whole life.
Mosslax is my guy right here. Already I love it with my whole life.
November 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I haven't watched the Pokopia trailer yet, but I'm loving that there are variant pokemon endemic to the game with presumably no intent to make them attainable "formes" in pokemon proper.
Mosslax is my guy right here. Already I love it with my whole life.
Mosslax is my guy right here. Already I love it with my whole life.
okay, in fairness I never played the DLC so I've never even seen an Archaludon in-game, but this is a hilarious transformation
November 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
okay, in fairness I never played the DLC so I've never even seen an Archaludon in-game, but this is a hilarious transformation
you can't tell me that Archaludon is a bridge and not a staple remover.
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
you can't tell me that Archaludon is a bridge and not a staple remover.
I forgot cringefail girl was a blueberry academy student, this is great
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I forgot cringefail girl was a blueberry academy student, this is great
Can't believe they're doing part two of the SV DLC when Z-A is the current hotness but.....omg she did the thing
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Can't believe they're doing part two of the SV DLC when Z-A is the current hotness but.....omg she did the thing
I guess we're not getting any Z-A fanservice in the future. man.......
November 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I guess we're not getting any Z-A fanservice in the future. man.......
If anyone wondered if this was going to happen in the anime: it's happening.
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
If anyone wondered if this was going to happen in the anime: it's happening.
Onyx, the chivalrous stoic of the antagonists, is quietly egosearching on instagram. What a world.
November 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Onyx, the chivalrous stoic of the antagonists, is quietly egosearching on instagram. What a world.
"I am possessed by an avaricious ghost of my own hubris and my fat pink goblin child has depression. Life was so much easier when it was just me and the hairy duck."
November 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
"I am possessed by an avaricious ghost of my own hubris and my fat pink goblin child has depression. Life was so much easier when it was just me and the hairy duck."
Good PM23 development I neglected to mention: Dot captures a Gimmighoul out of pure "leave me the FUCK alone about your coins"; she didn't even -want- it, just thought subjugating it would shut it up. Kind of a first in Pokemon as far as the reason someone gains a partner.
It did not shut it up.
It did not shut it up.
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Good PM23 development I neglected to mention: Dot captures a Gimmighoul out of pure "leave me the FUCK alone about your coins"; she didn't even -want- it, just thought subjugating it would shut it up. Kind of a first in Pokemon as far as the reason someone gains a partner.
It did not shut it up.
It did not shut it up.
good moment in PM23: Onyx gets a moment of internality after 109 episodes and it's just him being an udon connoisseur. i love banality of evil stuff so much
November 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
good moment in PM23: Onyx gets a moment of internality after 109 episodes and it's just him being an udon connoisseur. i love banality of evil stuff so much
(slowly turning to face the camera)
November 7, 2025 at 12:04 PM
(slowly turning to face the camera)
Ult is good actually because being a stereotypical shounen protagonist actually makes things harder for everyone else
November 7, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Ult is good actually because being a stereotypical shounen protagonist actually makes things harder for everyone else
the biker gang having to make their own horn noises because they're riding Cyclizars and not actual motorcycles is a pretty good gag.
November 7, 2025 at 11:44 AM
the biker gang having to make their own horn noises because they're riding Cyclizars and not actual motorcycles is a pretty good gag.
faced with such an intimate situation, Ult experiences a crisis of his shounen purity.
November 7, 2025 at 11:40 AM
faced with such an intimate situation, Ult experiences a crisis of his shounen purity.
should I be disturbed that itabags exist in the pokemon world
November 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
should I be disturbed that itabags exist in the pokemon world
that's right bingus, pokemon is for girls. get out of the way
November 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
that's right bingus, pokemon is for girls. get out of the way
It's hard to say whether this or Greninja losing the Kalos finals is the biggest dickpunch ending to an arc in anipoke history. Nicely done. Fuck.
November 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
It's hard to say whether this or Greninja losing the Kalos finals is the biggest dickpunch ending to an arc in anipoke history. Nicely done. Fuck.
god help me I don't think I can survive the protagonist shifting to Roy
November 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
god help me I don't think I can survive the protagonist shifting to Roy