[dousing myself in gasoline and lighting a cigarette] go birds

We have them at the local indoor trampoline park!

Hearing they actually create a pop rocks crackling sensation, happy he gets to experience this

To fairly compensate for your troubles, here is a voucher for free water fountain access in our elite lounge (entry fee $35)

This is the future that the Jetsons promised

New wing flavors at Planet Fitness

It’s been out there so long that I can remember pleading with Michigan to “Stay Hoke” when they were struggling