You didn't fail potty training.

How could you?

There was no point ever trying.

There will never be a point in trying.

You will never fail potty training.

And you know it. Because you don't know it.

And you know why. Because you don't know why.

And that's just how I want it.

Only album I can fall asleep to 😌

Waking up bleary eyed and confused as your partner is super-sweet all of a sudden, holding out a sticker book. To your worry, you feel the cooling damp around your waist. And to your horror, the sticker book is full of raindrops.

..she's asking you to fill in your own potty training chart~

When you’re at the all-you-can-piss pants buffet but you just keep going back for extra helpings of “sisters in the back seat of a car on a roadtrip”