Just spent 2 hours donating platelets because it's a good thing to do but ALSO because I wanted this ridiculous shirt

I had some dental work this morning (fixing issues with a couple of old silver fillings). My husband's take:

This is Shirley!

Sleeping dog on my legs = unfortunately I only exist to be a pillow in this chair and will never move again

At work early-ish on a Saturday morning and it's really easy to be jaded in academia, but I still love seeing all of the freshmen heading our way each fall.

Just bought myself a reward plant (pink princess philodendron, not potted yet, don't judge me) for Not Crashing Out About the Atypical Mole the Dermatologist had to Remove Pt. 2 because a treato really will make it better.

I went to Auburn for a writing retreat this week and then a tornado went through my neighborhood and narrowly missed my house (& husband & kids). What even

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