pambondicon
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100 percent satire, or hiding in plain sight, you decide.
I'm going to have JD sniff out this location, he does have a knack for tracking down sofas.
January 25, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I'm going to have JD sniff out this location, he does have a knack for tracking down sofas.
LIES! you don't call the Para-olympics the Olympics
January 25, 2026 at 3:20 PM
LIES! you don't call the Para-olympics the Olympics
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WOKE AP, PLAYING IDENTITY POLITICS NOW SKELETON-AMERICANS
January 25, 2026 at 12:06 PM
WOKE AP, PLAYING IDENTITY POLITICS NOW SKELETON-AMERICANS
WOKE AP, PLAYING IDENTITY POLITICS NOW SKELETON-AMERICANS
January 25, 2026 at 12:06 PM
WOKE AP, PLAYING IDENTITY POLITICS NOW SKELETON-AMERICANS
We're going to protect them or kill them trying
January 24, 2026 at 9:09 PM
We're going to protect them or kill them trying
LIES, this is not Tanka: the older, longer Japanese form comprising five lines with a 5-7-5-7-7 syllable pattern.
January 24, 2026 at 4:57 PM
LIES, this is not Tanka: the older, longer Japanese form comprising five lines with a 5-7-5-7-7 syllable pattern.
LIES? It's an Auk, The President will personally regenerate the Great Auk (father of artificial insemination)
January 24, 2026 at 2:17 AM
LIES? It's an Auk, The President will personally regenerate the Great Auk (father of artificial insemination)
This body doesn't come from eating food, losers
January 23, 2026 at 5:07 PM
This body doesn't come from eating food, losers
Have to say this one didn't surprise me.
January 23, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Have to say this one didn't surprise me.
YES! D for diplomacy!
January 23, 2026 at 2:12 PM
YES! D for diplomacy!
Ah, but any one of those cops could have been driving a car at some point.
January 23, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Ah, but any one of those cops could have been driving a car at some point.
Greenland is frigid
January 23, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Greenland is frigid
One dollar for every American life he saved from fentanyl!!!
January 22, 2026 at 12:53 AM
One dollar for every American life he saved from fentanyl!!!
Shhhh, he's undercover
January 22, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Shhhh, he's undercover
Those college stories are ALL LIES and I was drinking. Don't call me a lebensarm
January 21, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Those college stories are ALL LIES and I was drinking. Don't call me a lebensarm
LIES LIES LIES, I DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT HER CHEEKBONES.
January 21, 2026 at 1:22 PM
LIES LIES LIES, I DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT HER CHEEKBONES.
Just like the pinko onion to ignore healthy healthy Gruel
January 21, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Just like the pinko onion to ignore healthy healthy Gruel