Pam Bondi (Parody)
@pambondi.bsky.social
AG for President Trump, expect great things to come! To support our cause please donate here: https://www.unrwausa.org/donate
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i see u mfs liking and unliking my posts, i’m keeping tabs on ur ass
OH SO CONGRESS WANTS ME TO RELEASE THE FILES???
OH I’LL RELEASE THE FILES
I’LL RELEASE ALL THE PEDO-FILES
WE’RE NOT GOING BACK BABY, AMERICA #1 🔥🇺🇸👊
OH I’LL RELEASE THE FILES
I’LL RELEASE ALL THE PEDO-FILES
WE’RE NOT GOING BACK BABY, AMERICA #1 🔥🇺🇸👊
November 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
OH SO CONGRESS WANTS ME TO RELEASE THE FILES???
OH I’LL RELEASE THE FILES
I’LL RELEASE ALL THE PEDO-FILES
WE’RE NOT GOING BACK BABY, AMERICA #1 🔥🇺🇸👊
OH I’LL RELEASE THE FILES
I’LL RELEASE ALL THE PEDO-FILES
WE’RE NOT GOING BACK BABY, AMERICA #1 🔥🇺🇸👊
My favorite Charlie Kirk quote was when he said “mo’ money, mo’ problemz, can I get a hallelujah y’all?” 🙏🇺🇸🫡
September 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
My favorite Charlie Kirk quote was when he said “mo’ money, mo’ problemz, can I get a hallelujah y’all?” 🙏🇺🇸🫡
With all these pedophiles running around, you’d think there would at least be some kind of law against it
September 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
With all these pedophiles running around, you’d think there would at least be some kind of law against it
I’ll release the Epstein files if @barackobama.bsky.social lets me hit it, Michelle can join in or watch idc
July 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I’ll release the Epstein files if @barackobama.bsky.social lets me hit it, Michelle can join in or watch idc
I know you’re all worried I’m hiding the Epstein list cause he and Trump were ALLEGEDLY best friends, but if you would all just look at this red dot here, this will all be explained very soon 😎
*FLASH*
-and as I was saying, THERE IS NO WAR IN BA SING SE!!
*FLASH*
-and as I was saying, THERE IS NO WAR IN BA SING SE!!
July 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I know you’re all worried I’m hiding the Epstein list cause he and Trump were ALLEGEDLY best friends, but if you would all just look at this red dot here, this will all be explained very soon 😎
*FLASH*
-and as I was saying, THERE IS NO WAR IN BA SING SE!!
*FLASH*
-and as I was saying, THERE IS NO WAR IN BA SING SE!!
Man I really didn’t think I was lactose intolerant but the diarrhea stain in my undies is making a really convincing case
May 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Man I really didn’t think I was lactose intolerant but the diarrhea stain in my undies is making a really convincing case
What LIBERALS seem to forget about QATAR gifting TRUMP a LUXURY JET is that it feels fucking AMAZING to join the MILE HIGH CLUB on a king size bed with EXTRA PILLOWS!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 #MyPresidentFucks 🫡
May 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
What LIBERALS seem to forget about QATAR gifting TRUMP a LUXURY JET is that it feels fucking AMAZING to join the MILE HIGH CLUB on a king size bed with EXTRA PILLOWS!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 #MyPresidentFucks 🫡
i see u mfs liking and unliking my posts, i’m keeping tabs on ur ass
May 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
i see u mfs liking and unliking my posts, i’m keeping tabs on ur ass
Along with the President’s order to reopen Alcatraz, the DoJ is hereby announcing we’re going to be restoring Angola prison back to its former glory: a slave plantation!
May 6, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Along with the President’s order to reopen Alcatraz, the DoJ is hereby announcing we’re going to be restoring Angola prison back to its former glory: a slave plantation!
hi its me real pam bondi asking for a friend. where is elsalvador is it like eldorado but instead of gold its all made of bitcoin, help me find it @elsalvador.bsky.social
May 3, 2025 at 5:27 AM
hi its me real pam bondi asking for a friend. where is elsalvador is it like eldorado but instead of gold its all made of bitcoin, help me find it @elsalvador.bsky.social
LISTEN UP LIBERALS!!! This isn’t government overreach, we are protecting our NATIONAL SECURITY!!! That’s why as of today we are also giving out FREE TESLAS to anyone who burns down their competitors dealerships!! 🎉 🚙 🔥 🇺🇸
Today we are pleased to announce federal charges against a Tesla attacker arrested in Arizona.
If you engage in domestic terrorism, this Department of Justice will find you, follow the facts, and prosecute you to the fullest extent of the law.
No negotiating.
If you engage in domestic terrorism, this Department of Justice will find you, follow the facts, and prosecute you to the fullest extent of the law.
No negotiating.
April 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
LISTEN UP LIBERALS!!! This isn’t government overreach, we are protecting our NATIONAL SECURITY!!! That’s why as of today we are also giving out FREE TESLAS to anyone who burns down their competitors dealerships!! 🎉 🚙 🔥 🇺🇸
RIP to a real one 🙏
April 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
RIP to a real one 🙏
Reposted by Pam Bondi (Parody)
need me a girl with a pair of real Harvey Milkers
February 19, 2025 at 7:30 AM
need me a girl with a pair of real Harvey Milkers
Seems like the LIBERAL FAKE MEDIA has decided to call me FAKE NEWS!!! We will NOT tolerate this nonsense!! @moderation.bsky.app you need to fix your g-ddamn website or I’m going back to Twi- I mean X 😡
February 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Seems like the LIBERAL FAKE MEDIA has decided to call me FAKE NEWS!!! We will NOT tolerate this nonsense!! @moderation.bsky.app you need to fix your g-ddamn website or I’m going back to Twi- I mean X 😡
So lovely to see such a patriotic display at the #superbowl this year!!! AMERICA IS BACK BABY!!! 🫡🇺🇸
February 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
So lovely to see such a patriotic display at the #superbowl this year!!! AMERICA IS BACK BABY!!! 🫡🇺🇸
If loving Turkey too much is a crime, then arrest me too! Eric Adams is innocent, and we’ll be sure to send him some Turkish delights while he’s in awaiting trial in prison! #FreeEricAdams ✊
February 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
If loving Turkey too much is a crime, then arrest me too! Eric Adams is innocent, and we’ll be sure to send him some Turkish delights while he’s in awaiting trial in prison! #FreeEricAdams ✊
For every new follower I get I will send @realpambondi.bsky.social your complaints, trust me, I will be the AG to get the job done!!!
February 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
For every new follower I get I will send @realpambondi.bsky.social your complaints, trust me, I will be the AG to get the job done!!!
Wait I wasn’t confirmed yet?? Let’s gooo bay-beeee 😎😎😎
February 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Wait I wasn’t confirmed yet?? Let’s gooo bay-beeee 😎😎😎
Operation “no more Taco Tuesday” has been postponed until further notice because it turns out I’m actually a huge fan of tacos 🇲🇽🌮🪇
Looking into possibly opening up a Taco Bell franchise in my office!
Looking into possibly opening up a Taco Bell franchise in my office!
February 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Operation “no more Taco Tuesday” has been postponed until further notice because it turns out I’m actually a huge fan of tacos 🇲🇽🌮🪇
Looking into possibly opening up a Taco Bell franchise in my office!
Looking into possibly opening up a Taco Bell franchise in my office!
Great news America!!! It turns out the Justice Department DOES have a cafeteria!!! The bad news? On Tuesdays they have what Mexicans call “Taco Tuesday” 🇲🇽🌮 As AG, I will make sure we have AMERICAN food only at the DOJ cafeteria!!! 🫡🇺🇸 More to come, stay tuned!!
February 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Great news America!!! It turns out the Justice Department DOES have a cafeteria!!! The bad news? On Tuesdays they have what Mexicans call “Taco Tuesday” 🇲🇽🌮 As AG, I will make sure we have AMERICAN food only at the DOJ cafeteria!!! 🫡🇺🇸 More to come, stay tuned!!
Does anyone know the wifi password for the FBI building? Asking for a friend
January 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Does anyone know the wifi password for the FBI building? Asking for a friend
How the fuck is @realpambondi.bsky.social getting more followers than me and that bitch hasn’t posted since november
January 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
How the fuck is @realpambondi.bsky.social getting more followers than me and that bitch hasn’t posted since november
The haters will say it’s fake!!! I am RIDIN’ with BIDEN until the day I die!!!!!! 🇺🇸🫡👴🏻
January 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The haters will say it’s fake!!! I am RIDIN’ with BIDEN until the day I die!!!!!! 🇺🇸🫡👴🏻
Anyone know any good bars in DC? Friend of mine bombed their job interview today, wanna take them out of a good time 🍻
January 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Anyone know any good bars in DC? Friend of mine bombed their job interview today, wanna take them out of a good time 🍻
Everyone go unfollow @realpambondi.bsky.social they’re a FAKE 🚫 account spreading FAKE 🚫 news, follow ME to get your real AMERICAN 🇺🇸PATRIOT 🫡 news.
May Allah bless the United States of America inshallah 🙏
May Allah bless the United States of America inshallah 🙏
January 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Everyone go unfollow @realpambondi.bsky.social they’re a FAKE 🚫 account spreading FAKE 🚫 news, follow ME to get your real AMERICAN 🇺🇸PATRIOT 🫡 news.
May Allah bless the United States of America inshallah 🙏
May Allah bless the United States of America inshallah 🙏