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Just a nightmare of meals: Woody Allen, followed by moot, then Ehud Barak, and then Thiel and Napster guy are a *maybe*
February 4, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Casually Been going through Fortune 100 CEO lists from 2011-2013 and getting an easy 80% hit rate on all the US ones.

No one’s reporting it yet; the dinner party rsvp lists in the emails are nightmare blunt rotations.
February 4, 2026 at 3:34 AM
I took it as a lesson to not always go with the cheapest bid.
February 3, 2026 at 4:28 PM
obviously he had to delete it after autocorrect removed the word "age" at the start of the sentence
February 2, 2026 at 9:42 PM
In this house it’ll always be Honda Jazz
December 6, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Nooo! Not My favs!
November 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Poca Al’Hantas
November 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Idiocracy economy except instead of gateraide it’s military industrial complex
November 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Matthew 5:3: Blessed are the gooners
November 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Imagine a lossy, compressed JPG version of Wikipedia
October 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Lost passage of Sun Tzu over here.
October 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Iphone 17: hufflepuff
Iphone 17 pro: gryffindor
Iphone air: ravenclaw
iPhone 17 pro max: slytherin
Everybody else: muggles

Explanations in order:

Basic, everyday pedestrians
“protagonist is me!”
Wanna be elitist
Villains
Plebes
October 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I hate everything about this post, including that I have a disagreement in the house names per phone.
October 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Dollars to donuts he got cucked by some catalan named Jordi in the 80's when trying to bag a model
October 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The ol' "instagram explore page" go-to.
October 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
October 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Not a believer but I usually return my shopping cart to the coral so was expecting it to happen at any moment.
September 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Let's be real and call out the real enemy: Protestant disbelief in transubstantiation
September 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Half are written in “durrrr”
September 12, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Dollars to donuts his svr agent wife is whispering in his ear (busting his balls) to be more commanding and put out info fast: he needs to be in charge.
September 12, 2025 at 6:13 AM