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🌴once more a lake bitch📜
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Lulav | 1991 | The cute hobgoblin dyke that lives in your basement
Formerly @spacetrucksix on 🐦and cohost of kosherqueers.gay
Currently @centralkvetchmonolith on 🚗💥🔨 and Shira Schlossberg on Chicks with Dice
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lol. lmao even.
Discord DMs between a user censored with blue scribble and "🌴Lulav! (she)" Them (23:38): I was thinking we could just do a doorstep drop. I can set your stuff out whenever you wanna come by. Them (23:56): And thanks for letting me know where you’re at. Disentangling still feels right for me, & my nervous system is not fast about it, apparently. For now, I need to keep things minimal, so a drop-off feels like the right approach. Lulav (23:57): kk; will dm when I'm on my way Them (0:13): no need to dm—I’ll just set your things on the steps & you can grab them whenever.
December 1, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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The previous yuri win, btw 😏
Page of Meansless Saint & Waysless Princess where panel 1 is a flashback which has the titular princess biting the titular saint on the neck hard enough to have left a mark already, while narrated by her thoughts of "The truth is I remember everything. I wasn't being controlled by the miasma. I just..."; panel 2 shows her face in the present sweating a teensy bit as she continues her thought: "...wanted to touch you like that...so badly..."
November 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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I...literally did not? My brain just inserted grandpas into crowd scenes but hell yeah yuri win
Screenshot from the yuri manga Meansless Saint & Waysless Princess (romaji title: Muryoku Seijo to Munou Oujo) where a young woman is shouting "And hey, did ya notice that this country is nothing but women?! Seems like they don't even know what a man is!"
November 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Best served in um copo double old fashioned, imo
A "double old fashioned" tumbler
June 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Welcome back! My roommate was showing me photographic evidence of their projector working and I was like "! cheesed mouse"
A projection of the 1985 movie Clue onto a wall near a Christmas tree
June 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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This may be a platform-specific term that I'm just unaware of but: hey hottie! Love your outfits on your picts
A painting of a Pictish woman attributed to Jacques Le Moyne de Morgues. She's got a fuckload of colorful flower tattoos, a sheathed saber at her hip, and a spear with a concave boar guard.
May 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Happy birthday (yesterday) 2 meeee
Picture of Lulav about to eat chocolate birthday cake (candle included) directly off the serving utensil. The scene is a seder dinner in an apartment, with a variety of foods on the table in the immediate background. Seated in front of a TV, R– takes pictures w their phone. On the right of the image, M– holds up an Oxo cake knife with a strawberry-topped flourless chocolate cake. Their head is off-camera, they wear grayscale plaid, and they hold their left hand under the cake to catch crumbs and hold a mask. Lulav is in profile on the left side of the image, facing to the right. Outfit description is in following image. She leans forward, her mouth agape to receive the cakeular bounty. Image identical to the first, except Lulav is biting down on the tip of the cake and the homemade beeswax candle is pushed against the strawberry by her teeth. Lulav is wearing a thin black cloth dress with a pattern of thin beige lines & dots and a fairly conservative v neck. Her black hair is tied up in a red & gold headscarf, and swoops forward a little bit on both sides to drape roughly at her collarbones. Her pink-armed glasses sit a little far forward on her nose. She has a prominent daith piercing. Image identical to the second except Lulav is biting down into the cake now, levering the candle back up slightly. Image identical to the third; Lulav is beginning to slide back off the cake knife and the candle is once again upright. She is smiling.
April 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Oh btw I got new glasses last month!!!!
A middle-aged woman sits in her bedroom, smiling directly at the camera while cradling her face in the fingers of her left hand. She's wearing a white headscarf, a black Elizabeth Holmes shirt, and some banger glasses. Same woman, now in her car. She's got a pond-camo headscarf, a winter coat, and the strap of a mask. She gently frames her chin with two fingers while looking at the image on her phone screen. Same woman, outfit, and location as previous image! Different angle, tho; you can see the late-wintry suburban landscape through her driver's-side window and she's looking at the camera. Now she's blepping and doing a v sign, and you can see a white crocheted sweater with a less colorful pair of glasses tucked into its neck.
March 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Woah last I checked there were only like 6 of these sluts; the CDC has really been falling down on the herpes simplex virus
Picture of a Minnesota license plate reading "HSV 182"
December 23, 2024 at 7:56 PM
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Scrolled thru the JSing follower blocklist just to see what was up, saw this profile, and hit subscribe on the list
Profile of Katie (@kathouli.bsky.social), who — uncommonly for Jesse Singal's followers — has a profile picture. Description reads "🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱Cats, cheese and scotch whisky person. Married a student of Objectivism and my whole world view changed - for the better."
December 7, 2024 at 7:27 PM
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Punished Dawson
People magazine from the Hyvee checkout line, where James Van Der Beek's face is squished by a metal clip
November 26, 2024 at 8:57 PM
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BOUTTA GET CROSSFADED
Screenshot of the opening menu for Persona 4 Golden with a Grover Podcast window in front of it that is actively playing episode 48 of Eidolon SKA
November 25, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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Sometimes...alt text that is auto-generated...is worse (than not having alt text at all, bc an LLM is incapable of discerning context)
Screencap from The Gay and Wondrous Life of Caleb Gallo where Freckle is saying "Sometimes...things that are expensive...are worse"
November 21, 2024 at 8:23 PM
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Oh 2011 💙
Satonaka Chie says "But...my soulmate's a girl? What's that supposed to mean?"
November 11, 2024 at 8:35 PM
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I've prepared for this day for years...I have a simple 3-step plan:
1) Level up Satonaka Chie until she learns Bufu
2) Use it in boss fights
3) Die in my sleep
Satonaka Chie introduces herself to the protagonist in Persona 4 Golden
November 11, 2024 at 7:51 PM
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....something tells me that the narration of this game is NOT going to be my friend. Unrelatedly, I named myself "Fujino Tamiko" and THEN was told I'm a boy. Can't tell if this is a brilliant artistic statement or misogyny.
A teen girl dressed like it's 2008 and she listens to MCR says "...Hey" to a stranger. She is captioned as "Unfriendly-looking girl" despite looking like the nicest girl you will ever meet in high school
November 11, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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Okay I double-checked the geography and kohlwurst is far north enough in the picture that this is actually probably more relevant
"Brazil mentioned" meme customized for Schleswig-Holstein
October 24, 2024 at 9:43 AM
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Yeehaw babes
Lulav as she designed herself in Hello!Sunnycore's Toon Me! Picrew. Black cami, opaque black tights, black pencil-ish skirt w close pink vertical lines and stamped w white hearts and white daisy(?)-like flower heads, sheer green arm glove on her left, ungloved right hand doing a peace sign, red goat(?) horns, blue scarf around her forehead & neck, brown wavy hair down her back, green muzzle lines around a black-lipped smirky grin, bushy black eyebrows, brown droopy eyes, a hint of freckles. Phone is on the ground in front of her, displaying a text notification. Background is green, stamped w light-blue flowers.
October 14, 2024 at 8:51 PM
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Also this is the furthest anyone has come to fuck *me*, so. Genuinely in love with them but that was Too Far A Distance, as evidenced by the fact the dot you drag to place the perimeter isn't actually on the perimeter anymore
Circle(?) struggling with the projection the world map uses. It's centered on Minneapolis, Minnesota and, while the dot has been placed on Milton Keynes, England, the circle as drawn includes my former lover's birthplace near Hamburg and just barely fails to stretch to their current location near Berlin. Bluh bluh poetry.
October 14, 2024 at 8:22 PM
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Ope, just remembered the time I flew 1500 miles, maybe more with a layover??? and I had negative sex in that TWO partners broke up with me, BUT I did visit an unrelated tranny hovel populated by two belovèd Tumblr mutuals (and their three gfs) and get wizard high on a gravity bong
Circle centered on Minneapolis, Minnesota and extending to Eugene, Oregon, which is the farthest Lulav has flown to meet a partner in meatspace
October 14, 2024 at 8:05 PM
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🎶Oh, I would drive 700 miles, and I would fly 500 more🎵
Circle centered on Minneapolis, Minnesota and extending to Columbus, Ohio, which is about the maximum distance Lulav thinks she would drive for sex Circle centered on Minneapolis, Minnesota and extending to Boston, Massachusetts, which is the farthest Lulav has empirically flown on a plane for sex
October 14, 2024 at 7:57 PM
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Sept '14 - Sept '24!!! Enough time has passed now that I was still nonbinary an entire decade ago
Posed elevator selfie of Asher in jeans and an experimental-jazz band tee (The Jason Seed Elixir Ensemble) w red-and-black autumn jacket, blue nitrile gloves, laptop briefcase, rounder glasses than the ones Lulav wears now, and mild-to-moderate facial hair above and below their lips. They're standing in the center of the picture, with a center part of fairly short hair. They have a neutral expression, I think bc they thought it looked cool. Lulav at her gate in Logan International Airport (BOS), wearing blue-gold headscarf, Envomask, slightly too-big blue and white-speckled dress over black bra, white fingerless sock-like arm gloves, and a kandi bracelet reading MMXXIV. She's flashing a peace sign and smizing.
October 3, 2024 at 5:14 PM
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The difference that six months' hair growth and laser makes during the first year of HRT is *incredible*. On the right: dour in July. On the left: beaming at New Year's on my way out the friendvisit. I don't have anything prior to May 2017 on this phone but THE CHANGES, wrow
Elsie in which I am as follows: Gray cowl-neck sweater over black glove-sleeved shirt, skinny jeans, blue & gold headscarf covering shoulder-length hair, one tennis shoe on, beaming + peace sign Mirror selfie in a public toilet: braless blue shirt depicting cutesy carbon atom, covered by black & small-flower-patterned short-sleeve shirt that is not meant to button (and here, isn't), black busily diamond-patterned calf-length skirt, shiny black loafers over tights, brown purse, pale blue headscarf covering larynx-length hair, dour expression
September 28, 2024 at 1:25 PM
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I do not in the slightest remember what anecdote I was replying to, or indeed to whom, but this is so fucking funny to me?
September 28, 2024 at 8:25 AM
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Maybe now?
September 28, 2024 at 8:23 AM