Palmcat
@palmcat.bsky.social
Transgirl and layabout. I like wrestling, cats, and have an ever-growing, all-consuming obsession with pinball.
It's the end of a long day, I'm on three hours total sleep, I am physically and mentally and emotionally exhausted...and I'm so hyped after that event that I have no idea how I'm going to get to sleep any time soon. I love wrestling.
#AEWDynamite #BloodAndGuts
#AEWDynamite #BloodAndGuts
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 AM
It's the end of a long day, I'm on three hours total sleep, I am physically and mentally and emotionally exhausted...and I'm so hyped after that event that I have no idea how I'm going to get to sleep any time soon. I love wrestling.
#AEWDynamite #BloodAndGuts
#AEWDynamite #BloodAndGuts
The ending of the Women's Blood and Guts match was the most yuri anime thing I've seen in 25 years of watching wrestling. It was perfect.
#AEWDynamite #BloodandGuts
#AEWDynamite #BloodandGuts
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The ending of the Women's Blood and Guts match was the most yuri anime thing I've seen in 25 years of watching wrestling. It was perfect.
#AEWDynamite #BloodandGuts
#AEWDynamite #BloodandGuts
I love saying “cummies” because it makes people *so* uncomfortable.
uwu cummies
uwu cummies
October 31, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I love saying “cummies” because it makes people *so* uncomfortable.
uwu cummies
uwu cummies
*frustrated screaming at the sky* It should not be this hard for a girl to get laid!
September 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
*frustrated screaming at the sky* It should not be this hard for a girl to get laid!
Toni Storm is adorably filthy. "This whore you all adore" is a *fantastic* line.
To quote Yoshi Tatsu: I will steal.
To quote Yoshi Tatsu: I will steal.
September 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Toni Storm is adorably filthy. "This whore you all adore" is a *fantastic* line.
To quote Yoshi Tatsu: I will steal.
To quote Yoshi Tatsu: I will steal.
The part of me that hates change is eternally at war with the part of me that craves novelty.
September 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The part of me that hates change is eternally at war with the part of me that craves novelty.
So, like, I started working out six months ago and like I look and feel better, healthier, blah blah blah. The *real* benefit is that I can change three litter boxes in one day without sincerely wanting to die halfway through the first one.
September 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
So, like, I started working out six months ago and like I look and feel better, healthier, blah blah blah. The *real* benefit is that I can change three litter boxes in one day without sincerely wanting to die halfway through the first one.
Nouveau Poor thoughts:
I was really surprised by the amount of excitement and joy I felt at being able to afford meat after all this time. Like, I was more excited for that than for Silksong finally being released.
I was really surprised by the amount of excitement and joy I felt at being able to afford meat after all this time. Like, I was more excited for that than for Silksong finally being released.
September 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Nouveau Poor thoughts:
I was really surprised by the amount of excitement and joy I felt at being able to afford meat after all this time. Like, I was more excited for that than for Silksong finally being released.
I was really surprised by the amount of excitement and joy I felt at being able to afford meat after all this time. Like, I was more excited for that than for Silksong finally being released.
I just overheard an advertisement over the grocery store’s PA use the phrase “to help you on your protein journey” and I cannot recall the last time I was this unreasonably angry.
September 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I just overheard an advertisement over the grocery store’s PA use the phrase “to help you on your protein journey” and I cannot recall the last time I was this unreasonably angry.
Grown-ups should have more slumber parties.
September 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Grown-ups should have more slumber parties.
Out of meat and money until Monday. I would suck someone’s dick for three pounds of chicken thighs and a tub of protein powder right about now.
September 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Out of meat and money until Monday. I would suck someone’s dick for three pounds of chicken thighs and a tub of protein powder right about now.
I stole this from Reddit:
“I have no issue celebrating the death of vile people.”
“I have no issue celebrating the death of vile people.”
September 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I stole this from Reddit:
“I have no issue celebrating the death of vile people.”
“I have no issue celebrating the death of vile people.”
I love, love, love how Hanger always says “the men’s world championship”.
September 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I love, love, love how Hanger always says “the men’s world championship”.
I can clearly see Josh Alexander’s penis through his singlet and I dont care for it.
September 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I can clearly see Josh Alexander’s penis through his singlet and I dont care for it.
I wish the music that plays on HBO Max while waiting for Dynamite wasn’t the worst thing ever. Especially because it doesn’t loop seamlessly, so it will stop and I’ll get all excited and then it’s back to weird bell sounds.
September 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I wish the music that plays on HBO Max while waiting for Dynamite wasn’t the worst thing ever. Especially because it doesn’t loop seamlessly, so it will stop and I’ll get all excited and then it’s back to weird bell sounds.
I’m not saying this to be mean, I am not. I love AJ Lee, I love that she got a crowd to chant “therapy”…but there was something about her return promo that so, so, so very reminded me of a TED Talk.
September 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I’m not saying this to be mean, I am not. I love AJ Lee, I love that she got a crowd to chant “therapy”…but there was something about her return promo that so, so, so very reminded me of a TED Talk.
I somehow forgot how punishing Hollow Knight can be. Silksong has become a cycle of “obsessively play, put it down because I get too frustrated, think about Silksong constantly until I have to pick it up again, repeat.”
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September 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I somehow forgot how punishing Hollow Knight can be. Silksong has become a cycle of “obsessively play, put it down because I get too frustrated, think about Silksong constantly until I have to pick it up again, repeat.”
i.ytimg.com/vi/4TiELwX6U...
i.ytimg.com/vi/4TiELwX6U...
“You can sneak extra veggies in your pasta sauce by blending broccoli into it! You won’t even taste it!”
You’re a filthy liar, every cooking blog ever.
You’re a filthy liar, every cooking blog ever.
September 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
“You can sneak extra veggies in your pasta sauce by blending broccoli into it! You won’t even taste it!”
You’re a filthy liar, every cooking blog ever.
You’re a filthy liar, every cooking blog ever.
How I feel whenever I’m about to have someone over:
September 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
How I feel whenever I’m about to have someone over:
When I wipe down the elliptical machine at the gym, I sometimes I worry that I’m needlessly provocative about it. Cause, like, it really looks like I’m giving it just the most attentive handjob ever.
September 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
When I wipe down the elliptical machine at the gym, I sometimes I worry that I’m needlessly provocative about it. Cause, like, it really looks like I’m giving it just the most attentive handjob ever.
Have you ever said “I love you” only to later realize what you meant was “please don’t be mad at me”?
September 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Have you ever said “I love you” only to later realize what you meant was “please don’t be mad at me”?
Every time I see my cats just tripping balls on catnip I think to myself “ah, you are truly my children.”
September 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Every time I see my cats just tripping balls on catnip I think to myself “ah, you are truly my children.”
There is this Aldi commercial that keeps playing that is absolute sensory hell. Just super loud, intense sounds of messy eating. I have to mute every time. It is sooo gross and upsetting.
August 31, 2025 at 10:55 PM
There is this Aldi commercial that keeps playing that is absolute sensory hell. Just super loud, intense sounds of messy eating. I have to mute every time. It is sooo gross and upsetting.
Ever have someone message you after *months* of not talking and they ask how you’ve been…but it’s really just a pretext so they can talk about all their stuff? So fun, right?
August 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Ever have someone message you after *months* of not talking and they ask how you’ve been…but it’s really just a pretext so they can talk about all their stuff? So fun, right?