Pally, Dead or Alive
@pallydeluxe.bsky.social
Everyone's favorite pan yote | he/him| 36 18+only,minors will be blocked| BLM-TLM-ACAB| icon by horrorbuns
Hey...
*Keyboard slam*
Hey MAN....I can only tolerate SO fucking MUCH MAAAAANN
*Keyboard slam*
Hey MAN....I can only tolerate SO fucking MUCH MAAAAANN
December 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Hey...
*Keyboard slam*
Hey MAN....I can only tolerate SO fucking MUCH MAAAAANN
*Keyboard slam*
Hey MAN....I can only tolerate SO fucking MUCH MAAAAANN
November 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Ah, Texas. My home state.
October 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Ah, Texas. My home state.
Time to go diving for me treasure, matey
September 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Time to go diving for me treasure, matey
Finally got my hands on one of them Switch 2s
September 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Finally got my hands on one of them Switch 2s
Damn well rip someone's meemaw rebeccatha lou I guess
August 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Damn well rip someone's meemaw rebeccatha lou I guess
Post a picture YOU took
Just a pic. No description.
Just a pic. No description.
August 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Post a picture YOU took
Just a pic. No description.
Just a pic. No description.
So my new gig is processing stuff for Goodwill's E-commerce site which will inevitably lead to me being cursed one of these days because I had to touch this thing earlier and I'm pretty sure a Victorian orphan's soul called me the f slur from orphan hell where whoever owned this belongs
August 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
So my new gig is processing stuff for Goodwill's E-commerce site which will inevitably lead to me being cursed one of these days because I had to touch this thing earlier and I'm pretty sure a Victorian orphan's soul called me the f slur from orphan hell where whoever owned this belongs
Okay, day one on the job WITHOUT debilitating food poisoning has been successful so far
August 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Okay, day one on the job WITHOUT debilitating food poisoning has been successful so far
"Underwear Day? Nah dude, Laundry Day. Guess I can use it a a good excuse though."
Pally will take any opportunity to hang around in your doorway in nothing but his trunks. Not like you'd complain though, right?
🎨by @xantouke.bsky.social
Pally will take any opportunity to hang around in your doorway in nothing but his trunks. Not like you'd complain though, right?
🎨by @xantouke.bsky.social
August 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
"Underwear Day? Nah dude, Laundry Day. Guess I can use it a a good excuse though."
Pally will take any opportunity to hang around in your doorway in nothing but his trunks. Not like you'd complain though, right?
🎨by @xantouke.bsky.social
Pally will take any opportunity to hang around in your doorway in nothing but his trunks. Not like you'd complain though, right?
🎨by @xantouke.bsky.social
It's fuckin hot out today, bud. Come help keep a fella cool and relaxed in the shade, will ya?
July 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
It's fuckin hot out today, bud. Come help keep a fella cool and relaxed in the shade, will ya?
Need some good rubbins tonight. C'mere.
July 19, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Need some good rubbins tonight. C'mere.
July 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I wanna get more art of Crush Groove when I can put aside funds for commissions again
I want to show off how his powers work
I want to show off how his powers work
June 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I wanna get more art of Crush Groove when I can put aside funds for commissions again
I want to show off how his powers work
I want to show off how his powers work
Real talk, one of my favorite parts of the male body is that peek of asscheek you see when a guy is leaned back and splayed out like this
Truly 10/10
Truly 10/10
June 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Real talk, one of my favorite parts of the male body is that peek of asscheek you see when a guy is leaned back and splayed out like this
Truly 10/10
Truly 10/10
(CW: gross IRL eye stuff)
Fun fact, the shot wasn't nearly as bad as the shit they put in my eye beforehand, it crystalizes and feels like you've got sand in your eye until you naturally cry it all out
Fun fact, the shot wasn't nearly as bad as the shit they put in my eye beforehand, it crystalizes and feels like you've got sand in your eye until you naturally cry it all out
May 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
(CW: gross IRL eye stuff)
Fun fact, the shot wasn't nearly as bad as the shit they put in my eye beforehand, it crystalizes and feels like you've got sand in your eye until you naturally cry it all out
Fun fact, the shot wasn't nearly as bad as the shit they put in my eye beforehand, it crystalizes and feels like you've got sand in your eye until you naturally cry it all out
Advertise your account with a Simpsons image
April 30, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Advertise your account with a Simpsons image
Le tired owner vs sona
April 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Le tired owner vs sona
"Do you feel like things are out of your control more days than not?"
Me, powered by nothing but white can monsters and string cheese at this point
Me, powered by nothing but white can monsters and string cheese at this point
April 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
"Do you feel like things are out of your control more days than not?"
Me, powered by nothing but white can monsters and string cheese at this point
Me, powered by nothing but white can monsters and string cheese at this point
Reveal yourselves, heathens
March 31, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Reveal yourselves, heathens
First album bought with your own money
Honestly, if you expected better of me,that's on you
Honestly, if you expected better of me,that's on you
March 6, 2025 at 5:47 AM
First album bought with your own money
Honestly, if you expected better of me,that's on you
Honestly, if you expected better of me,that's on you